{"product_id":"creamy-real-fake-sperm-lubricant-250ml-8-45fl-oz","title":"CREAMY - REAL FAKE SPERM LUBRICANT - 250ML \/ 8.45FL.OZ.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFantasy roleplay with realistic visual effects\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBreeding kink exploration\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePhoto and video content creation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCouples seeking novelty \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/lubes-lotions\"\u003elubricant\u003c\/a\u003e experiences\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSolo play with cum-simulation toys\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant\u003c\/strong\u003e is a water-based gel formulated to mimic the visual texture and glide of natural ejaculate. The \u003cstrong\u003emilky-white, glossy finish\u003c\/strong\u003e creates a realistic aesthetic for fantasy scenarios, while the smooth, slippery base provides functional lubrication for penetration or external play. This 250ml bottle delivers substantial volume for extended sessions or multiple uses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe formula applies like a standard \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/water-based-lubes\"\u003ewater-based lube\u003c\/a\u003e but transforms into a thicker, creamier consistency as you work it in — a texture designed specifically for \u003cstrong\u003evisual realism rather than sensation mimicry\u003c\/strong\u003e. It rinses clean with water, won't stain fabric, and reactivates with moisture if it begins to dry. Suitable for vaginal and anal use, though some users find reapplication necessary during longer sessions due to the lighter viscosity compared to thicker gels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't marketed as an ultra-long-lasting performance lube — it's a specialty product where the visual payoff is the primary feature. If you're shopping purely for glide duration, a standard thick gel will outperform it. If you want a lube that looks like what it's imitating, this delivers that specific experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e250ml \/ 8.45 fl oz bottle — substantial volume for fantasy play\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMilky-white, creamy texture mimics natural ejaculate appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWater-based formula compatible with all toy materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e90% natural-origin ingredients; vegan-friendly formulation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFragrance-free and tasteless for oral-safe use\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDermatologically tested with skin-friendly pH balance\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMade in France by Creamy specialty lubricants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWater (Aqua), Propanediol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Acrylate\/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Sodium Polyacrylate, Isohexadecane, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate, Ethylhexylglycerin, Shea Butter (Butyrospermum Parkii), Polysorbate 80, Stearamine Oxide, Octyldodecanol, Ceteareth-30, Decyl Oleate, Sodium Hyaluronate, Sorbitan Oleate, Propylene Glycol, Aloe Vera Powder (Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice), Disodium Phosphate, Polysorbate 60, Oxidized Corn Oil, Olive Oil (Olea Europaea Fruit Oil), Sodium Phosphate, Carbomer, Dicaprylyl Carbonate, Polyglyceryl-3 Caprate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), St. John's Wort Extract (Hypericum Perforatum), Hydrogenated Palm Glycerides Citrate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFormulation includes glycerin for glide but is fragrance-free and dermatologically tested for sensitive skin compatibility.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApply generously to body or toy surfaces — the lube will thicken slightly with friction to create the creamy visual texture. Reapply as needed during extended play, especially for anal use where more product is typically required. Rinses completely with warm water and mild soap; safe for all toy materials and latex barriers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCompatibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLatex condoms:\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe — water-based formula won't degrade latex barriers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSilicone toys:\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe — toy-safe water base compatible with all materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGlass, metal, TPE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe — universal compatibility with all toy types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat makes Creamy lubricant different from regular water-based lubes?\u003c\/strong\u003e Creamy is formulated specifically to mimic the visual appearance and creamy texture of natural ejaculate, with a milky-white color and glossy finish that standard clear lubes don't provide — it's designed for fantasy roleplay and visual realism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Creamy lubricant safe for oral play?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — the formula is fragrance-free and tasteless, making it oral-safe, though it's designed primarily for visual effect rather than flavour enhancement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does the lubricant last during use?\u003c\/strong\u003e Creamy has a lighter viscosity than ultra-thick gels, so reapplication may be needed during longer sessions — the formula prioritizes realistic texture over extended glide duration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the lubricant stain sheets or fabric?\u003c\/strong\u003e No — as a water-based formula, Creamy rinses clean from fabric and skin with warm water and won't leave permanent stains like oil-based products can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes Creamy Real Fake Sperm Lubricant ship discreetly to Canada?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes — every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with confidential billing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eYou May Also Like\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/sessions-gel-4-2oz\"\u003eAneros Sessions Gel\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/boy-butter-h2o-formula-single-use-packet\"\u003eBoy Butter - H2O Formula Single Use Packet\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/cg-woo-hoo-personal-lubricant\"\u003eCG Woo Hoo Personal Lubricant 4.4oz\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Creamy","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":50899467534618,"sku":"CM3557","price":32.74,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/6089\/7818\/files\/e04e349b-6882-4f97-9101-bb2cf16cd6d0.jpg?v=1770060714","url":"https:\/\/dreamydesire.com\/products\/creamy-real-fake-sperm-lubricant-250ml-8-45fl-oz","provider":"Dreamy Desire","version":"1.0","type":"link"}