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Best For:
- Playful gifting for couples
- Date night anticipation
- Anniversaries and Valentine's Day
- Trying new positions together
- Travel-friendly romance kits
Kama Sutra Naughty Notes The Only Package I Want is a flirty greeting card that doubles as a romance sampler kit. The envelope-style package includes three trial-sized intimacy products — a massage oil, a warming foreplay oil, and a water-based lubricant — alongside illustrated position cards that guide exploration. It's designed to be given in-hand rather than mailed, making it ideal for surprise date nights or tucking into luggage before a getaway.
Inside, the card reveals the cheeky message "is yours!" alongside four Kama Sutra position guides with tips. The included products are each 3 ml single-use packets: Naturals Vanilla Sandalwood massage oil for full-body relaxation, Oil of Love Vanilla Creme for kissable warming sensation, and Love Liquid Classic for smooth glide during intimacy. The variety lets couples test different sensory experiences without committing to full-sized bottles, and the compact format fits discreetly in a bedside drawer or travel bag.
This isn't a traditional greeting card — the envelope is too thick for standard postal machines and requires hand cancellation plus extra postage if you do mail it. Most buyers skip that step entirely and present it directly, which preserves the surprise and ensures the packets arrive intact.
Key Features
- Greeting card with flirty exterior/interior messages
- Three 3 ml product packets: massage oil, warming oil, water-based lube
- Four illustrated Kama Sutra position guides with tips
- Vanilla sandalwood and vanilla creme scents
- Beginner-friendly sampler for couples exploring together
- Compact size for gifting or travel
- Envelope included (not standard-mailable without extra postage)
How to Use
Present the card directly to your partner for maximum surprise. Open together to reveal the message, position guides, and product packets. Tear open one packet at a time as desired — the massage oil works for full-body touch, the warming oil for oral-safe foreplay, and the lubricant for penetration or toy play. Store unused packets in a cool, dry spot and use within a few months of opening the envelope.
Frequently Asked Questions
What products are included in the Naughty Notes card? The card includes three 3 ml packets — Naturals Vanilla Sandalwood massage oil, Oil of Love Vanilla Creme warming oil, and Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant — plus four illustrated Kama Sutra position guides.
Can I mail the Naughty Notes card? The envelope is too thick for standard postal machines and requires hand cancellation plus extra postage. Most buyers present it in-hand to avoid postal complications and preserve the surprise.
Are the oils and lubricant safe for sensitive skin? Kama Sutra formulas are designed for intimate use, but if you have known sensitivities, test a small amount on your inner wrist first. The Oil of Love is oral-safe and warming.
Is this kit beginner-friendly? Yes — the trial-sized packets let you explore massage, warming sensation, and lubrication without committing to full bottles, and the position guides include beginner tips.
Does the Naughty Notes card ship discreetly to Canada? Yes — every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with confidential billing.