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Best For:

  • Couples wanting playful anticipation
  • Warming, gliding massage oil
  • Sweet vanilla cupcake scent lovers
  • Gift-giving with a cheeky message
  • Beginner-friendly sensual rituals

This isn't just a candle — it's an invitation wrapped in coconut oil and vanilla. The "This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex" massage candle from Kama Sutra melts into a warm, pourable body oil that glides over skin without greasy residue, turning every touch into foreplay.

The cheeky label does the flirting for you, while the soft vanilla crème scent creates a cozy, dessert-like ambiance that's comforting rather than cloying. Light it during a slow evening at home, let the wax pool into liquid warmth, then drizzle it directly onto your partner's skin. The low melt point means it's never too hot, just perfectly warm for long, lingering massage strokes that feel as good as they smell.

This mini 1.7 oz size is ideal for experimenting without committing to a full-size candle, or for tucking into a weekend bag. It's body-safe, beginner-friendly, and doubles as a conversation starter on your nightstand.

Key Features

  • Coconut oil-based formula for skin-nourishing glide
  • Melts into warm, pourable massage oil
  • Vanilla crème scent — sweet but not overpowering
  • Low melt point safe for skin contact
  • Playful "We're Gunna Have Sex" label
  • Compact 1.7 oz / 50 g size
  • Works on all skin types

Ingredients

Coconut oil, soy wax, fragrance (vanilla crème). Designed for external use on skin.

Free from synthetic parabens and phthalates.

How to Use

Light the candle and let it burn until a warm pool of oil forms — usually 10-15 minutes. Blow out the flame, then carefully pour or scoop the melted oil onto skin. Massage in slow circles, reapplying as desired. Rinse with warm water and mild soap after use.

Compatibility

  • Latex condoms: Oil-based — avoid direct genital contact before barrier use
  • External massage: Safe for shoulders, back, legs, arms
  • Silicone toys: Safe for external skin use, but keep oil away from toy surfaces during play

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Kama Sutra massage candle made of? It's a coconut oil and soy wax blend that melts into a skin-safe body oil. The formula is free from synthetic parabens and phthalates, with a sweet vanilla crème fragrance.

How hot does the melted oil get? The candle has a low melt point designed for skin contact — it feels warm and soothing, never scalding. Let it pool for 10-15 minutes, blow it out, then test a small amount on your wrist before full application.

Can I use this massage oil with condoms? No — this is an oil-based product, which degrades latex and polyisoprene condoms. Keep it for external massage on non-genital areas if barrier protection is needed during the same session.

How long does the 1.7 oz candle last? Expect 2-4 full-body massage sessions depending on how generously you pour. The compact size is perfect for trying the scent or taking on a romantic getaway.

Does This Smells Like We're Gunna Have Sex ship discreetly to Canada? Yes — every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with confidential billing.

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