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The Lips Loveseat is a red velvet lip chair shaped like a giant pair of rouged lips. It's a bold, wide-seated statement piece for a playroom, boudoir, bedroom corner or lounge, made for people who like their décor with a wink. Unlike most of our furniture, it has no straps or hidden hardware: its job is to look striking and feel soft.

What it's like to sit in

The frame is wood, padded with foam cushions and covered in soft velvet. The lower lip forms the seat and the upper lip curves up behind as the backrest, so you sink into it rather than perch on it. At about 38 inches across and 24 inches deep, there's room for one person to curl up or two to sit close. The overall height is about 21 inches, so it sits low, more lounge chair than dining chair, which makes it comfortable for lounging, reading or a lap dance in a themed room.

Where to put a lip chair

Bright red velvet draws the eye, so give it space. It works as the focal point of a boudoir or playroom, in a bedroom corner opposite the bed, or in a basement bar or lounge. Against a dark wall it glows; against white it pops like a pop-art piece. Keep it out of direct sunlight, since strong light can fade red velvet over time.

Practical points before you buy

There are no moving parts, so nothing to adjust, fold or break. That also means it doesn't recline and has no restraint points; if you want furniture that doubles as a bondage piece, the Kinky Couch chaise is the one to look at. Measure your doorways too: at 38 inches long, the chair needs a clear path to its spot.

Caring for velvet

Vacuum it with an upholstery brush to lift dust and lint. Blot spills straight away with a clean, dry cloth, then dab with a little water and mild soap if needed; avoid rubbing, which crushes the pile. Keep lube and massage oil off the fabric, or throw a towel or blanket over the seat first.

Specifications

  • Brand: XR Brands
  • Type: lip-shaped loveseat chair
  • Materials: velvet cover, wood frame, foam cushions
  • Size: about 38 in L × 24 in W × 21 in H
  • Moving parts: none
  • Colour: red

See more statement pieces and positioning furniture in our sex furniture collection, or read our guide to sex furniture and sex chairs.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about XR Lips Loveseat – Red Velvet.

How big is the Lips Loveseat?

About 38 inches long, 24 inches wide and 21 inches high. That fits one adult lounging comfortably or two sitting close. Measure the space and the doorways on the way in before you order.

Can two people sit on this lip chair?

Two adults can sit together if they don't mind being cosy, since the seat is about 38 inches across. The maker doesn't publish a weight limit, so avoid jumping onto it or standing on the cushions.

Is the Lips Loveseat sex furniture or regular décor?

It's mainly décor: a statement seat with no straps, cuffs or adjustable parts. It suits playrooms and boudoir themes, but if you want built-in restraints, look at the Kinky Couch chaise instead.

How do I clean a velvet chair?

Vacuum regularly with a soft upholstery brush, and blot spills right away rather than rubbing. For a mark, dab with a cloth dampened in mild soapy water and let it air-dry. A fabric brush lifts the pile back up afterwards.

Will the red velvet fade?

Strong, direct sunlight fades most red fabrics over time. Place it away from south- or west-facing windows, or draw the curtains during the brightest part of the day to keep the colour rich.

Does the chair need assembly?

The maker describes it as a single piece with a wood frame and no moving parts, so there's nothing to adjust once it's in place. Check the box for any feet or fittings when you unpack.

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