XR Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo – Black

The Master Series Moby is a giant dildo in every sense: two feet tall, more than 23 pounds, and moulded in black PVC with full realistic detail from head to balls. Most buyers want it as a jaw-dropping conversation piece for a party, shop window, trade-show booth or playroom shelf. A small number of very experienced size queens use it for extreme stretching. Either way, it's a novelty you'll never forget is in the room.

Just how big is this giant dildo?

It stands 24 inches tall, with about 21 inches of that listed as insertable. The widest insertable diameter is 6.3 inches, which works out to roughly 20 inches around. For comparison, an average realistic dildo is often 1.5 to 2 inches wide. In practical terms, almost no one will use more than the head and the top few inches, and many people never use it for penetration at all.

As a display or party piece

Moby earns its keep as a showpiece. Adult stores stand it by the till or in the window, party hosts use it for bachelorette photos, and some people simply keep it in a playroom as a talking point. Its weight keeps it upright, so it won't topple at a gentle bump, but put it where it won't be knocked by pets or passing guests, and give it a dust cover between events so the black PVC keeps its shine.

The material and how it handles

Moby is made from firm yet flexible PVC. It's dense and heavy enough to stand up on its own and stay put, with a little give when pressed. The realistic sculpting covers the head, a veined shaft and balls at the base. Because of its weight, lift it the way you would a full suitcase: bend your knees, hold it close, and get a second person to help if you're moving it any distance.

If you plan to use it

This is strictly for people who already use very large toys comfortably. Warm up for a long time with progressively larger toys, use a generous amount of lube, and work only with the head at first. Stop at any sharp pain. The weight makes it hard to manoeuvre by hand, so most users sit or squat over it on a floor or a sturdy, stable surface, letting gravity set the pace.

Lube and care

Use water-based or silicone lube only; oil-based products can damage PVC. Wash it with warm water and mild soap after each use, rinse well, and let it dry standing up. PVC isn't as non-porous as silicone, so a condom over the head makes cleanup easier and is a good idea if more than one person will use it. Keep it out of direct sun and away from other toys to avoid marking.

Size and colour options

Moby also comes in a light skin tone, the same size and material. If you want something huge but still usable, browse our XL dildos for options in the 2- to 3-inch-wide range.

Specifications

• Brand: Master Series, from XR Brands
• Material: PVC
• Overall length: 24 in
• Insertable length: 21 in
• Widest insertable diameter: 6.3 in
• Weight: over 23 lb (listed by the maker at 23.5–26 lb)
• Colour: black

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