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Wood Rocket's Adults Doing Adult Shit is an adult colouring book about the least glamorous side of being a grown-up: chores, errands and keeping yourself in working order. Its 24 original illustrations show people flossing, vacuuming, doing the laundry, going to therapy and pouring a glass of Merlot. There's no nudity in it, which sets it apart from most of the Wood Rocket range.

What's inside

You get 24 illustrated pages plus a cover, each on a standard 8.5 × 11 in sheet. The humour comes from recognition. Every drawing is a job most of us put off, turned into something you can sit down and colour while ignoring the actual laundry pile.

Who it suits

Think housewarming present, first-apartment gift, new-job card, or a "congratulations on surviving another birthday" joke. The title has a swear word on it, so know your audience, but the pages themselves stay clean. If your friend would prefer something much ruder, Wood Rocket's Filthiest Fucking Colouring Book goes in the opposite direction.

Colouring tips

Coloured pencils give the most control on small details like sock piles and toothbrush bristles. Markers are bolder but can show through the paper, so slide a spare sheet behind the page you're working on. Crayons are fine for a relaxed group session where nobody is aiming for neat edges.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Size: 8.5 × 11 in
  • Pages: 24 illustrated pages plus cover
  • Content: everyday adult chores and errands, no nudity
  • Colour with: crayons, coloured pencils or markers

Find more titles in our Wood Rocket range, or pick up the Porn Parody Colouring Book for a cheekier read.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Adults Doing Adult Shit Colouring Book.

Does this adult colouring book contain nudity?

No. Wood Rocket labels it adults only for the language and themes, like therapy and wine, but the illustrations show everyday tasks with no nudity or sexual content. The swear word is in the title, not splashed across every page.

What should I colour it with?

Coloured pencils and fine-tip markers both work well on the smaller details. If you use markers, put a scrap sheet underneath to protect the next page. Gel pens are fun for highlights, such as the wine in the Merlot scene.

How many pages are in the book?

There are 24 pages, each with its own original illustration, plus the cover. That's enough for a few evenings of colouring or one page per guest at a small party.

Is it a good gift for someone who doesn't like explicit humour?

It's one of the safer picks in the range, because the jokes are about chores rather than sex. The title still includes a swear word, so it's a better fit for a friend or sibling than for a grandparent.

Where can I find other adult colouring books?

Wood Rocket makes a long series on different themes, from cannabis to porn parodies. You'll also find colouring titles from other publishers in our books section.

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