Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Penis-Shaped Party Straws – 11pcs

Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws are penis straws with a Pride twist: a pack of 11, with the colours taken from the Progress Pride flag. Hand them round at a Pride party, a queer birthday or a night in with friends and let everyone choose the shade they identify with most. They're a cheeky drinks accessory with a conversation starter built in.

Penis straws in 11 Pride colours

The Progress flag keeps the familiar rainbow stripes and adds a chevron of black, brown, light blue, pink and white, bringing communities of colour and trans people into the design. Kheper matched these party straws to that palette, so the pack covers the whole flag rather than six generic rainbow shades. Asking "which colour are you?" as you pass them out gets people talking before the first sip.

Where they fit

Pride events, drag brunches, bachelorette and stag nights, a friend's coming-out anniversary or any birthday where the guest of honour has a sense of humour. Pair them with something from our adult games collection and the party plans itself. Drop one in a cocktail, a mocktail, an iced coffee or a soda. They're very much an adult joke, so leave them out of family gatherings and work events unless everyone there is in on it.

Looking after them

No washing or temperature guidance comes with the pack, so play it safe. Use them for cold drinks only, rinse each one straight after use with warm soapy water, run a straw brush through if you have one, and stand them upright to dry. Skip the dishwasher, as there's no heat rating to go on.

Specifications

• Brand: Kheper Games
• Pack: 11 penis-shaped drinking straws
• Colours: assorted, matched to the Progress Pride flag
• Material, length and heat rating: not listed

Planning a Pride celebration? See our LGBTQ+ Pride collection or the rest of the Kheper Games range for more party novelties.