Doctor Dick Inflatable Doll

Doctor Dick from Hott Products is a male inflatable doll with a doctor theme, made as a gag gift first and foremost. The box artwork plays up the comic-book physician, and the doll stands about 5'5" once inflated, so he's tall enough to prop on a chair, seat at the head of a party table or leave waiting by the bride-to-be's door. He's a joke with some function, not a realistic companion.

Who he's for

The obvious home is a bachelorette night, a nurse's or doctor's graduation, a hospital-staff birthday, or a "get well soon" prank for a friend with a sense of humour. Hen-party groups tend to use dolls like this as a photo prop and mascot for the evening. The packaging copy leans hard into the "let me make you feel better" joke, which is half the gift.

What's in the box and how he's made

He's made of PVC (vinyl) and comes with a repair patch for small punctures. Hott Products lists "pleasure holes" without saying how many or giving their dimensions, so don't buy him expecting the detail or durability of a proper doll. Vinyl seams are the weak point on any blow-up doll: rough handling, sharp jewellery and overinflation are what usually end the party early.

Inflating and storing

The maker doesn't say whether to inflate by mouth or pump. A small hand pump, like the kind for air mattresses or pool toys, saves a lot of breath; stop when he's firm but still has a little give. Keep him away from heat, candles and anything pointed. When the night's over, let the air out, wipe him down with a damp cloth and mild soap, dry him fully and fold him loosely for storage.

Specifications

• Brand: Hott Products, Doctor Dick
• Type: male inflatable novelty doll, doctor theme
• Height: about 5'5" inflated
• Material: PVC (vinyl)
• Includes: doll and repair patch

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