Dr Skin Mr Ed 13" Dildo - Chocolate

The Dr. Skin Mr. Ed from Blush is a 13-inch realistic suction cup dildo in a rich chocolate shade, with a sculpted head, raised veins and full balls at the base. It's soft and flexible rather than rock-hard, but at more than 11 inches of usable length, it's very much a toy for experienced users who already enjoy large sizes. Stick it down for hands-free riding or wear it in a harness.

How big is 13 inches, really?

Blush lists the Mr. Ed at 13 inches long overall, with 11.3 inches of insertable length and a width of 2.1 inches. The width is fairly moderate for a toy this long, so the challenge is mostly depth rather than stretch. Few people use every inch; most enjoy the head and the first several inches and use the rest as a handle, or as reach for the occasional deeper stroke. If you've been comfortable with 8 or 9 inches and want more length, this is the natural next step. If you're new to dildos, start with something much smaller. A long, soft toy like this also bends under its own weight, so hold it nearer the base when using it by hand for more control.

The realistic detail

Mr. Ed is hand-sculpted with a defined, flared head, a shaft lined with raised veins and a full set of balls. The veins add a subtle ridged texture you'll feel on each stroke, and the balls act as a natural stop at the base. The chocolate colour gives it a warm, lifelike look, and the soft PVC has a slight give on the surface, closer to skin than hard plastic or firm silicone.

Riding a suction cup dildo this long

The base is a sturdy suction cup that sticks to smooth, flat surfaces such as tile, glass, sealed wood or a smooth chair seat. Make sure both the cup and the surface are clean and slightly damp, press down firmly and give a slight twist. Because the toy is soft, it will flex as you move, so lower yourself slowly, control the depth with your legs and stop at whatever length feels right. A shower wall works for standing use, where you can lean back into it at an angle.

Using it in a harness

Blush suggests strapping Mr. Ed into a harness for partner play. Since the balls sit right above the suction base, check that your harness ring is large enough to pass over them and hold the shaft securely; O-ring harnesses with interchangeable rings give the most flexibility. Keep in mind that 11-plus inches is a lot of length for a receiving partner, so communicate and go slowly.

Material, lube and care

The Mr. Ed is made from soft, non-porous PVC that contains no phthalates, paraffins, fragrance or latex. Pair it with a water-based lube, which is easy to clean off and works with the PVC. Wash it with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner after each use, then let it air-dry. PVC can pick up colour from other toys, so store it on its own, away from direct heat and sunlight.

Specifications

• Brand: Blush, Dr. Skin collection, Mr. Ed
• Type: realistic dildo with balls and suction cup base
• Material: non-porous PVC; free of phthalates, paraffins, fragrance and latex
• Overall length: 13"
• Insertable length: 11.3"
• Width: 2.1"
• Colour: chocolate

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