Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Folding Fan

Some days a polite eye-roll doesn't cover it. The Wood Rocket "Fuck You You Fuckin' Fuck" fan says it for you: a large folding hand fan with the whole sweary sentence printed across it, ready to snap open at the right moment. It's for people with a sense of humour as loud as their outfit, and it makes a reliable laugh as a gift for the friend who swears more than anyone you know.

A fan with something to say

Fan culture has always been about attitude. At Pride, drag shows, clubs and outdoor concerts, a big fan cracked open at the right moment is part of the performance. This one skips the subtlety. Open it slowly for a reveal, or snap it wide when someone deserves a reply. It's also an easy pick for a gag-gift exchange, a divorce party or a coworker's going-away night (if your coworkers are that kind of crowd).

Built to be used

Glossy bamboo ribs keep it light and rigid, and the leaf is satin rather than paper, so it survives being shoved in a bag, waved around on a dance floor and snapped open dozens of times. Being large-sized, it moves a decent amount of air, which is a real bonus on a hot day in a crowded room.

How to snap a folding hand fan

Hold it closed at the base and flick your wrist outward while pushing the top rib with your thumb. Close it with your free hand by folding the ribs back in. Ten minutes of practice at home turns a fumble into a satisfying crack.

Looking after it

Keep it away from drinks and rain where you can. If it does get wet, leave it fully open to dry before folding so the satin doesn't crease or mark. Store it closed.

Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Style: large folding hand fan
• Print: "Fuck You You Fuckin' Fuck"
• Materials: glossy bamboo ribs, satin leaf

Prefer something a touch kinder? Try the Fabulous rainbow fan or the Slay All Day fan, or browse more cheeky gifts from Wood Rocket.