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The Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Giant is a fantasy dildo on a scale few toys come close to: almost three feet tall, nearly 50 lbs, with a bright red canine shaft and a black base. It's a novelty piece first, made for collectors, display, film sets and conversation, and for the rare few who want to test their limits on a true monster dildo.

Just how big is it?

The numbers are hard to picture until you see them side by side. It stands 35.5 inches tall, with 32.5 inches listed as insertable, and its diameter runs from 6.5 inches at the narrowest to 11 inches at the widest. It weighs 49.6 lbs, about the same as a large bag of dog food. For comparison, most toys sold as extra-large are under 3 inches wide. Realistically, almost nobody will use this for full insertion, and Creature Cocks itself sells it as a novelty, to be used at your own risk.

What people actually buy a giant fantasy dildo for

Mostly, it's a statement. Creature Cocks suggests it as home decor, a trade show eye-catcher that gets people stopping to talk, or a prop for a fantasy or sci-fi film shoot. It also works for adult parties, bachelor and bachelorette events, photo sets and collectors of creature-themed pieces who want the biggest one in the room. The canine shape, glossy red shaft and deep black base make it instantly recognisable as the Hell-Hound, and it photographs well under strong light.

If you plan to ride it

Only the very tip is a realistic option for anyone, and even that is a serious stretch at 6.5 inches across. Approach it as an extreme toy: warm up thoroughly, use a lot of lube, never force anything, and stop at the first sign of pain. The PVC is firm but has some flex, so it doesn't feel as hard as it looks. Have someone nearby, since a toy this heavy is difficult to move or get off by yourself.

Placement and lifting

The suction cup base helps keep it from tipping over. Press it firmly onto a clean, smooth, level floor; given the weight, don't try mounting it on a wall or anything vertical. When you move it, bend your knees, keep your back straight and hold it close to your body, or ask for a hand. Choose a spot where it won't be knocked by pets, children or passing guests, and keep it away from heaters and direct sunlight, which can affect PVC over time.

Lube and cleaning

Use only water-based or silicone-based lube and avoid all oils, both during play and when cleaning, since oil can damage PVC. Wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray with toy cleaner. Wipe it down with a soft cloth and let it air-dry. Because of its size, a bathtub or a shower floor is the easiest place to do this, with a towel underneath to keep it from sliding.

Specifications

  • Brand: Creature Cocks, Hell-Hound Canine Giant
  • Type: giant novelty fantasy dildo with suction cup base
  • Material: PVC, firm and flexible
  • Overall length: 35.5"; insertable length: 32.5" (as listed)
  • Diameter: 6.5" narrowest, 11" widest
  • Weight: 49.6 lbs
  • Lube: water-based or silicone; no oils
  • Colour: Red shaft, black base

See more from Creature Cocks, browse our XL dildos for sizes you can actually ride, or read how to clean and care for your toys.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Canine Giant Fantasy Dildo – Red.

How big is the Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Giant?

The Hell-Hound Giant is 35.5 inches tall with 32.5 inches listed as insertable, and it measures 6.5 inches across at its narrowest and 11 inches at its widest. It weighs 49.6 lbs, so it's far beyond a typical large dildo.

Can you actually use the Hell-Hound Giant dildo?

Creature Cocks sells the Hell-Hound Giant as a novelty to be used at your own risk. Even the narrowest point is 6.5 inches wide, so penetration is only possible for very experienced size players, and only partially. Most buyers keep it for display or props.

What is a monster dildo like the Hell-Hound used for?

A monster dildo like the Hell-Hound is used for fantasy play, but at this size it's mostly a showpiece: home decor, a trade show draw, party decoration or a film prop. For playable creature toys, look at smaller pieces in the same range.

Does the Hell-Hound Giant have a suction cup?

Yes. The Hell-Hound Giant has a suction cup base that helps stop it tipping over. Press it onto a clean, smooth, level floor. With nearly 50 lbs of weight, don't rely on suction for a wall or any surface that isn't flat.

How heavy is the Hell-Hound Giant, and how do I move it?

The Hell-Hound Giant weighs 49.6 lbs. Lift it with your knees bent and back straight, holding it close, as the maker advises, or carry it with a second person. Plan where it will live before it arrives.

What lube is safe with the Hell-Hound Giant?

Use water-based or silicone-based lube with the Hell-Hound Giant and avoid all oils. It's made of PVC, which oil can damage. The same rule applies to cleaning products: skip anything oily or petroleum-based.

How do I clean the Hell-Hound Giant dildo?

Wash the Hell-Hound Giant with warm water and mild soap, then spray with toy cleaner and wipe it down with a soft cloth. Let it air-dry fully. A bathtub or shower floor is the most practical place to clean something this size.

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