Kama Sutra Naughty Notes - It's Your Birthday

Kama Sutra Naughty Notes It's Your Birthday is a naughty birthday card with a punchline borrowed from the party song. The cover says "It's your birthday," and inside it finishes with "You can cum if you want to." Along with the joke come three sample sachets and four positions, so the card carries a small birthday plan as well as a laugh.

The birthday extras

• Aromatics Sweet Almond massage oil (3 ml). Retailers call the Aromatics oil non-greasy and list soybean, grapeseed, pistachio and sweet almond oils in its base.
• Oil of Love Original (3 ml), the warming, kissable one. Listings describe the Original flavour as vanilla and chocolate with a hint of cinnamon.
• Love Liquid Classic (3 ml), Kama Sutra's water-based lube.
• Four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks.

Unlike several other Naughty Notes cards, the massage oil here comes from the Aromatics line rather than Naturals.

Turning it into a birthday plan

Give the card at breakfast and let the evening be the gift. Or tie it to a bigger present: a bottle of their favourite wine, a toy from our couples collection, or a booked night away. The positions sheet gives the birthday person something to choose from, which keeps the joke in the card rather than in awkward planning.

A few practical points

Each sachet is sized for one use. Warm the massage oil in your hands first. Oil of Love warms further when you breathe on it, so drop it on the neck or chest and blow gently before kissing it away; it isn't a lubricant, and listings advise keeping it away from the vulva. Love Liquid is the packet for intimate contact. The Aromatics base contains nut oils, so if the birthday person has a nut allergy, leave that sachet out.

Posting a birthday card with packets inside

If the birthday is in another city, plan ahead. The envelope can't travel by standard mail; Kama Sutra says it needs hand cancelling and extra postage. Leave time for a visit to the post office counter, or pack the card inside a parcel with another gift.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes
• Outside: "It's your birthday"
• Inside: "You can cum if you want to"
• Includes: Aromatics Sweet Almond massage oil (3 ml packet), Oil of Love Original warming oil (3 ml packet), Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml packet), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips
• Envelope: not suitable for standard mail; hand cancelling and extra postage required

See more of the range in our Kama Sutra collection or browse other greeting cards.