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Kama Sutra's Naughty Notes Let's Screw keeps it short on the front and leaves the rest to you: the outside reads LET'S (SCREW), and the inside is blank. That makes it the most flexible sexy greeting card in this little range, because you write the message. Inside the card sit three 3 ml sample packets and a guide to four positions, so whatever you write comes with something to try.

What you'll find inside this sexy greeting card

Kama Sutra pairs three different products in this card:

  • Aromatics Sweet Almond: a massage oil with a light nutty scent.
  • Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams: a kissable, warming foreplay oil.
  • Love Liquid Classic: a water-based personal lubricant.

There's also a set of four Kama Sutra positions, each with tips and tricks, plus an envelope. If the Strawberry Dreams or the Sweet Almond wins you over, full bottles of Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams and Aromatics Sweet Almond massage oil are sold separately.

Ideas for the blank inside

Because nothing is pre-printed, you can make it a date invitation ("Friday, 8 p.m., phones off"), an anniversary note, a make-up-after-an-argument card or a coupon for a massage. A short handwritten line lands better than a long one; the packets and positions already do a lot of talking.

Delivery note

The packets add bulk to the envelope. Kama Sutra says the card isn't suitable for standard mailing and must be hand-cancelled with extra postage, so hand it over in person or take it to the post office counter.

Specifications

  • Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes range
  • Outside: LET'S (SCREW)
  • Inside: blank
  • Packets (3 ml each): Aromatics Sweet Almond massage oil; Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams; Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant
  • Also includes: 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips, envelope

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Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Let's Screw.

Is the inside of the Let's Screw card really blank?

Yes. Only the front is printed, so you can write anything from a dirty joke to a heartfelt anniversary note. Use a pen that won't smudge on coated card, and write before tucking the packets back in.

What does Strawberry Dreams Oil of Love taste like?

Kama Sutra flavours it as strawberry and describes it as kissable and warming. A 3 ml packet is enough to find out whether you like the taste and the warmth before buying a full bottle.

How do I use the Sweet Almond massage oil packet?

Pour it into your palm, rub your hands together to warm it, then use slow, broad strokes over the back and shoulders. Three millilitres covers a small area, so start where your partner holds the most tension.

Can I use the lubricant packet with condoms and toys?

Love Liquid Classic is water-based, and water-based lubricants are generally compatible with latex condoms and with toys of every material. Keep the two oils for skin, since the card doesn't say whether they're latex-safe.

How does this compare with the Lick Me card?

Both have three packets: a massage oil, an Oil of Love and Love Liquid. The Lick Me card has a printed punchline and vanilla-themed oils, while Let's Screw is blank inside and comes with sweet almond and strawberry.

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