Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red – Couples Intimacy Card Set

The Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Roses Are Red card takes the oldest rhyme in the book and gives it a cheeky finish. The front reads "Roses are red, violets are blue." Open it and the punchline says "I'm horny, and I know you are too!" It's a naughty greeting card with a small intimacy kit tucked inside, so the message comes with something to actually use that night.

What's inside the card

Alongside the message, each card holds three 3 ml sample packets from Kama Sutra's own range, plus four illustrated positions with tips:

• Aromatics Harmony Blend, a massage oil, for a back rub to start the evening
• Oil of Love Raspberry Kiss, a kissable foreplay oil that Kama Sutra describes as gently warming
• Love Liquid Classic, a water-based personal lubricant
• 4 Kama Sutra positions, each with tips and tricks

Three packets in a logical order: massage, kissing, then lube. The positions give you a plan if you'd like one.

When to give it

The rhyme makes it a natural fit for Valentine's Day, but it works for an anniversary, a birthday, a bachelorette party or no reason at all. Slip it under a pillow, leave it on the dashboard of a partner's car, or tuck it into a weekend bag as a surprise for when you arrive.

Mailing it

Kama Sutra notes that the envelope isn't suitable for standard mailing because of the packets inside. It has to be hand-cancelled at the post office and needs extra postage. If you're posting it, take it to the counter rather than dropping it in a mailbox.

Liked a sample? Get the full size

The packets are each a single use. If one becomes a favourite, the full products are in our store: Aromatics Massage Oil Harmony Blend, Oil of Love Raspberry Kiss and Love Liquid. Oil of Love is for kissing only; Kama Sutra says it isn't a lubricant or massage oil, so use each packet for its own job.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes
• Outside: "Roses are red, violets are blue"
• Inside: "I'm horny, and I know you are too!"
• Includes: Aromatics Harmony Blend massage oil (3 ml packet), Oil of Love Raspberry Kiss (3 ml packet), Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml packet), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips
• Envelope: not suitable for standard mailing; must be hand-cancelled and needs extra postage

More cheeky cards are in our greeting cards collection.