Kama Sutra Naughty Notes - Same Penis Forever

Some relationships deserve a card that's honest. Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Same Penis Forever is a funny anniversary card with "Same penis forever" on the front and "Lucky you!" inside, the kind of line that gets a laugh first and an eyebrow raise second. It also comes with three sample packets and a set of positions, so the joke leads somewhere.

The little extras

Inside the card you'll find three 3 ml packets from Kama Sutra, two of them in the brand's Strawberry Dreams flavour:

• Naturals Strawberry Dreams massage oil
• Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams, a kissable foreplay oil that Kama Sutra describes as gently warming
• Love Liquid Classic, a water-based personal lubricant
• 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks

The matching strawberry packets mean the massage and the kissing share one scent, which keeps things simple.

Who it's for

The message suits long-term couples, newlyweds and anyone heading for a wedding, so it makes a good bachelorette card or a cheeky wedding-night note slipped into the honeymoon luggage. It also works as a holiday gift tag or an "I still like you" note for no particular occasion. It's playful rather than explicit, which makes it easier to give than a toy.

Before you post it

Because of the packets, Kama Sutra says the envelope can't go through standard mail. It must be hand-cancelled and needs extra postage, so take it to a post office counter, or simply hand it over in person.

From sample to full size

Each packet is a single use. If the strawberry products go down well, the full versions are here: Naturals Massage Oil Strawberry Dreams and Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams. Keep the jobs separate: Kama Sutra says Oil of Love is not a lubricant or a massage oil, and the massage oil is for the outside of the body only.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes
• Outside: "Same penis forever"
• Inside: "Lucky you!"
• Includes: Naturals Strawberry Dreams massage oil (3 ml packet), Oil of Love Strawberry Dreams (3 ml packet), Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml packet), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips
• Envelope: not suitable for standard mailing; hand-cancel and extra postage required

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