Kama Sutra Naughty Notes – Santa's Naughty List Couples Gift Set

Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Santa's Naughty List is a naughty Christmas card with a small couples' kit packed inside. The front says "I can get you on Santa's naughty list" and the inside is left blank, so the punchline is yours to write. Tucked in with it are three single-use packets and four illustrated positions, which turns a seasonal joke into an actual plan for the evening.

A blank inside, on purpose

Most cards in the Naughty Notes line finish the joke for you. This one stops at the cover line and hands you the pen. That makes it more flexible than it looks: write a time and a place, a short list of things you'd like to try, a coupon for a back rub, or a simple note if you're shy. With no printed answer, it also suits a newer relationship where an explicit punchline might feel like too much too soon.

The three packets

Each sachet holds 3 ml, enough for one go:

• Naturals massage oil in Vanilla Sandalwood. Retail listings describe the Naturals line as a light oil blended from soybean, grape and almond oils, and this scent as creamy vanilla over sandalwood.
• Oil of Love Original, a kissable foreplay product that warms when you blow on it. Despite the name, listings show a glycerin base rather than an oil.
• Love Liquid Classic, Kama Sutra's water-based personal lubricant.

The fourth extra is a set of four Kama Sutra positions, each with tips and tricks.

Using it on the night

Think of the packets as a sequence. Start with the massage oil on the back and shoulders, where the vanilla scent has room to spread. Move on to Oil of Love for kissing: a few drops on the neck or collarbone, a gentle breath, then kiss it away. Save the Love Liquid for last. Keep each product to its own job, since the massage oil is for outer skin and Oil of Love is for kissing rather than lubrication.

Giving it, and posting it

It slips into a stocking, hides behind a tree ornament or rides along to a holiday party as a private extra for your partner. Posting it is less simple. Kama Sutra says the envelope can't go through standard mail; it has to be hand cancelled and needs extra postage, so hand it over in person if you can.

One allergy note: the Naturals base named by retailers includes almond oil, so anyone with a nut allergy should read the sachet before opening it.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes
• Outside: "I can get you on Santa's naughty list"
• Inside: blank
• Includes: Naturals Vanilla Sandalwood massage oil (3 ml packet), Oil of Love Original (3 ml packet), Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml packet), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips
• Envelope: not suitable for standard mail; hand cancelling and extra postage required

For a full bottle of the lube inside, see Kama Sutra Love Liquid, or browse more Kama Sutra products and cheeky greeting cards.