Hott Products Kraft MacAweenie & Cheese Penis-Shaped Pasta – 175g

Penis pasta is a bachelorette staple, and this box takes the joke one step further: Kraft MacAweenie & Cheese pairs penis-shaped noodles with real Kraft cheese, so you can serve up a cheeky mac and cheese instead of a plain bowl of pasta. Each box from Hott Products holds 175 g.

Where it fits

It's a gag gift first and a meal second. Hand it to a bride-to-be, drop it into a birthday gift bag, or cook it for a late-night snack at a party where everyone is in on the joke. It also works as an office Secret Santa present for colleagues who you know will laugh, though maybe not for the whole team. Wrapped with a bottle of wine or a funny card, it turns a small joke into a complete gift for very little effort.

Cooking it

Follow the directions printed on the box for water, cooking time and how to mix in the cheese. Stir gently once the pasta is in the pot; novelty shapes can break more easily than standard elbows if they're stirred hard. For a crowd, cook several boxes in separate batches so the shapes stay intact, and serve them in a bowl where the noodles are on show.

Before you serve it

This is a food product, so read the label before cooking for anyone with allergies or dietary needs. It contains cheese, so it isn't dairy-free, and pasta products commonly contain wheat; the box is the place to confirm the full ingredient and allergen list. Store unopened boxes somewhere cool and dry.

Specifications

• Brand: Hott Products
• Product: Kraft MacAweenie & Cheese
• Contents: penis-shaped pasta with Kraft cheese
• Net weight: 175 g

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