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The Liberator Humphrey is a sex toy mount disguised as an ordinary pillow. Tuck a wand, vibrator or dildo into its pocket, straddle it and grind, and your hands are free for everything else. In soft grey microvelvet it blends into a bedroom, and slipped inside a king-size pillowcase it simply looks like one more pillow on the bed.

Two pockets, many toys

The main pocket takes almost any toy shape, including full-size wand massagers, which are usually the hardest toys to use hands-free because of their weight. A second, smaller pouch is sized for a bullet vibrator. That second pocket is the clever part: run a wand in the main pocket for broad, rumbly vibration and add a bullet where you want something sharper and more focused, or use the bullet alone for a quieter session.

How to ride a sex toy mount

Lay Humphrey flat on the bed or floor, slide your toy in so the head sits just above the fabric, and switch it on before you climb on. Straddle the pillow on your knees and lean forward onto your hands or a headboard. Grinding forward and back lets you control pressure and rhythm with your hips, which many people find easier and less tiring than holding a heavy wand. For insertable toys, a dildo seated in the main pocket gives you a stable base to ride. Shift your knees wider or closer to change the angle.

Choosing a toy for it

Wands are the classic pairing, since they're heavy to hold and their broad heads suit grinding. A rechargeable wand avoids a cable running out of the pocket, though a corded one works fine if you position the pillow so the cord has slack. Bullets go in the small pouch for pinpoint vibration. For riding, pick a dildo with a flared base or balls so it sits firmly in the pocket instead of tipping. Softer toys can bend under body weight, so firmer ones give a more predictable feel.

Is it right for you?

It suits anyone who already enjoys grinding against a pillow, people who get tired wrists holding a toy, and couples who want both partners' hands free. If what you want is a firm angle to lift the hips for deeper positions, a ramp or wedge will give more support than a soft pillow.

Solo or with a partner

Solo, it turns any vibrator into a hands-free toy. With a partner, it frees their hands too: they can kiss, touch or hold you while you ride, or kneel behind you while you grind forward onto the toy.

Cleaning and discreet storage

The microvelvet cover zips off and goes in the washing machine. Underneath, a moisture-resistant liner protects the foam from lube and fluids, so the inside stays fresh even if the cover gets wet. Wash the cover on a gentle cycle and let it air-dry before putting it back on. When you're done, slide the whole pillow into a king-size pillowcase and leave it on the bed.

Specifications

  • Brand: Liberator
  • Model: Humphrey sex toy mount
  • Cover: microvelvet, removable and machine-washable
  • Inner: foam core with moisture-resistant liner
  • Pockets: main toy pocket (fits wand massagers) plus a smaller bullet pouch
  • Size: fits a king-size pillowcase
  • Colour: grey. Also in teal

Looking for something firmer? The Liberator Axis is a wedge-style wand mount. Browse more sex furniture or the full Liberator range.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Liberator Humphrey Pillow Sex Toy Mount Grey.

What toys fit in the Liberator Humphrey?

The main pocket takes most toy styles, including full-size wand massagers, vibrators and dildos. The smaller pouch is made for bullet vibrators. Very long or oddly shaped toys may sit at a different angle, so test the fit before you start.

How do you use a sex toy mount?

Put the toy in the pocket with the business end just above the fabric, switch it on, and straddle the pillow. Grind with your hips to control pressure and speed. Start on a low setting, since your body weight adds a lot of pressure.

Can I use a Magic Wand in the Humphrey?

Yes. Liberator says the main pocket supports wand massagers, which is one of the most popular uses. A corded wand's cable can run out of the pocket; position the pillow so the cord doesn't pull while you move.

Is the Humphrey pillow discreet?

Very. It fits inside a king-size pillowcase, so once covered it looks like any other bed pillow. The grey microvelvet also suits most bedding if you leave it uncovered.

How do I clean it after use?

Zip off the microvelvet cover and machine-wash it on a gentle cycle, then air-dry. The inner liner resists moisture, so a wipe with a damp cloth is enough for the foam insert.

Is it comfortable to kneel on for a long time?

The foam gives you a soft surface to straddle, but kneeling on a hard floor gets tiring. Use it on the bed, or put a folded blanket under your knees. Changing between kneeling upright and leaning forward also helps.

Does it come in other colours?

Yes. The same Humphrey design, with the same two pockets and washable cover, is also available in teal microvelvet if you'd prefer a bolder colour for your bedroom.

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