Offensive Crayons Porn Pack – 24-Piece Adult Novelty Crayon Set

Colouring gets a lot less innocent with the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack, a box of 24 adult crayons where every single shade carries a filthy name. It comes from the Offensive Crayons company, the people behind the original rude crayon packs, and this edition sticks to one theme: sex. Expect labels like Oral Orange, Peg Me Purple and I Think I Am Going To...Cream, and plenty more you'll want to read out loud to the room.

How people use adult crayons

They're real wax crayons, so they colour like the ones you remember from school. Most buyers pair them with an adult colouring book for a night in, but they also work as a party activity: hand out a few books and the crayon box at a bachelorette or birthday, and let the colour names do half the entertainment. Reading the labels aloud and voting on the worst one is a game in itself. A box of 24 also goes a long way when it's shared around a table.

Pairing ideas

The pack was made to sit alongside Wood Rocket's adult colouring books. Good matches include The Raunchiest Colouring Book, Sexy Butts and Boobs Boobs Boobs. A book plus this crayon box makes a complete gift that needs nothing else.

Who it suits

This is grown-up humour, plainly. It's a hit with friends who like crude jokes, as a secret-santa swap at an adults-only party or as a desk drawer surprise. It's not something to leave where kids could pick it up, because the box looks a lot like a regular crayon pack until you read it.

Specifications

• Maker: Offensive Crayons (sold through Wood Rocket)
• Contents: 24 crayons, each with a sex-themed colour name
• Packaging: printed box with a hanging hole that can also stand upright
• Theme: Porn Pack

See more adult novelties and colouring books in the Wood Rocket collection.