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Neon pink, holographic and unmistakably phallic, these Pastease penis pasties are the loudest thing at a bachelorette party, a Pride night or a cheeky birthday. The cartoon dick shape is cut from a shiny holographic material that flashes different tones as you move, so they're impossible to overlook under club lights.

A big shape

These are some of the larger Pastease pieces: 3.2 × 5.8 in, with a coverage diameter of 2.83 in. That round end gives roomy coverage, while the long shaft adds height. On a small chest, angle the shaft outward or diagonally so it doesn't crowd the centre; on a fuller chest, vertical placement looks tidy.

Holographic in neon pink

The finish shifts as it catches light: hot pink head-on, with flashes of other colours at an angle. In photos with flash, it bounces back bright. The material is soft and form-fitting, made by hand in the USA to stay smooth over hardening nipples, so each pair can look a little different from the photo.

Applying penis pasties

Long shapes have more edge to seal. After cleaning and drying the skin, place the round end first, then lay the shaft down and smooth it toward the tip. Run a finger around the full outline. Pastease describes the adhesive as latex-free and waterproof. Remove by peeling from the tip back toward the round end, slowly and close to the skin.

Specifications

  • Brand: Pastease, Penis
  • Colour: neon pink holographic
  • Size: 3.2 × 5.8 in; coverage diameter 2.83 in
  • Adhesive: latex-free, waterproof, peel-and-stick
  • Made: by hand in the USA

The same shape comes in Spectrum blue and a rainbow Pride version. See every design in the Pastease collection.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Pastease Penis-Shaped Nipple Pasties – Neon Pink.

Are dick pasties a good bachelorette party gift?

They're a classic for the bride or the whole group: funny, wearable and small enough to hand out. Buy a pair per person, or mix neon pink with the blue and rainbow versions so everyone gets a different colour.

How do penis-shaped pasties fit on a small chest?

At 5.8 in long they can extend past a small breast if worn straight up. Tilt them diagonally or point the shaft outward toward the arm. The 2.83 in round end covers the nipple either way.

Will they survive a night of dancing?

On dry, clean skin they should hold all night; Pastease rates the adhesive as waterproof and sweat-resistant. The tip is the most likely spot to catch on clothing, so give it an extra press.

Are holographic pasties see-through?

No, the holographic material is opaque. It reflects light and shifts colour, but it covers the skin underneath fully within the shape.

How should I store a spare pair?

Keep them flat in their original packaging, out of heat and direct sun, until you wear them. Bending or crushing the pack can crease the shaft and make the adhesive edge harder to seal.

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