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Sexy Santa Says card game by Kheper Games with illustrated holiday character cards displayed
Sexy Santa Says card game by Kheper Games with illustrated holiday character cards displayed
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Kheper Games Sexy Santa Says Holiday Couples Card Game

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Kheper Games Sexy Santa Says is a holiday-themed couples sex game for partners who'd rather stay on the naughty list. It's a card deck of festive foreplay and roleplay prompts: one set of commands from Santa, one from Mrs. Claus, plus toasts, mistletoe kisses and sex positions given a seasonal twist. It brings the jokes of a Christmas party into the bedroom, minus the relatives.

What's in the deck

There are 53 cards in total, along with the rules. Each partner gets 17 cards of their own holiday-flavoured requests, the kind of puns you'd expect, such as Santa asking for attention to his "north pole" and Mrs. Claus wanting a finger in her figgy pudding. The rest of the deck adds toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, kissing under the mistletoe and Christmas-themed position cards.

How to play this couples sex game

Take turns drawing from your own pile and acting out the prompt, with either of you free to skip anything that doesn't appeal. Many couples start with the toast and mistletoe cards as a warm-up, then mix in the positions as things heat up. Dressing the part with a Santa hat, some candles or a massage candle helps the theme land.

Who it's for

It suits couples who like playful roleplay and don't mind cheesy humour. It's a fun stocking stuffer between partners, a gift-exchange item for an adults-only party, or an advent-season date night. It isn't a family card game and contains explicit content.

Specifications

  • Maker: Kheper Games
  • Contents: 53 cards and rules
  • Players: 2 (one Santa, one Mrs. Claus, roles are easy to swap)
  • Theme: Christmas, explicit adult content

Find more ideas in our couples' toys guide or browse adult games.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Kheper Games Sexy Santa Says Holiday Couples Card Game.

How many cards are in Sexy Santa Says?

The game has 53 cards plus a rules card. Each partner has 17 holiday-themed cards, and the remainder covers toasts, mistletoe kisses and festive sex positions.

Does this sex game for couples work for same-sex couples?

The cards are written for a Santa and a Mrs. Claus, and some prompts refer to specific anatomy. Many couples simply swap roles or skip cards that don't fit; read through the deck first and set aside any you won't use.

How explicit are the cards?

They're cheeky and explicit, written as holiday puns about oral sex, fingering and positions. It's playful rather than hardcore, but definitely not for a family games night.

Can we skip a card?

Always. Agree before you start that either person can pass on a card, no questions asked. Keeping it light is what makes this kind of game fun for both of you.

Is it a good Christmas gift for a partner?

It's a fun one to tuck into a stocking or open on a quiet evening after the family leaves. Pair it with a massage candle for a ready-made holiday date night.

Do we need any toys to play?

No. Everything is done with your hands, mouths and a bit of imagination. Some couples add a blindfold or a favourite toy for extra fun; our couples' toys guide has ideas.

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