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Wood Rocket's Spank Me Paddle is a sandalwood air freshener with a request printed on it. The long, narrow hanger takes its look from a spanking paddle, so it's a cheeky bit of kink décor that also leaves the car or closet smelling warm and woody.

Warm and woody

Sandalwood is a softer, slightly creamy wood scent, less sharp than pine and less sweet than fruit. That makes it a grown-up option for a bedroom wardrobe, a home-office drawer or a car that already has a leather smell. Wood Rocket lists the hanger at 4.5 × 1.75 in, a slim shape that slips behind a mirror or onto a narrow hook without much fuss. A hanging string is included.

A kinky gift that stays subtle

For a partner who owns a real sex paddle, this is a funny reminder hanging in plain sight. For a friend who's just started exploring spanking, it's an easy, low-key way to say "I know". Strangers will mostly see a paddle-themed pun. Pair it with the Hearts Paddle keychain for a matching set, or with the other paddle hanger, Daddy Paddle, which smells of peach.

Getting the most from a sandalwood air freshener

Keep it sealed until you're ready to hang it. Once it's out, a spot with gentle airflow, such as near a vent, spreads the scent; direct sun and heat use it up faster. Let it hang free so the card doesn't lean against upholstery, clothes or varnished wood.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Product: Spank Me Paddle hanging air freshener
  • Material: printed cardboard
  • Scent: sandalwood
  • Size: 4.5 × 1.75 in
  • Hanging: string included

Want a full-size paddle to go with it? Browse paddles, floggers and whips, or see more novelty hangers in the Wood Rocket collection.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener – Sandalwood Scent.

What does the Spank Me Paddle freshener smell like?

Wood Rocket lists a sandalwood scent: warm, woody and a little creamy. It's subtler than the pine or mint hangers in the range, so it suits bedrooms and closets as well as cars.

How big is the Spank Me Paddle air freshener?

It measures 4.5 × 1.75 in, according to Wood Rocket. That long, narrow shape echoes a paddle and hangs neatly on slim hooks, closet rails or a rear-view mirror without sticking out sideways.

Is it too risqué for the car?

Most passengers will read it as a silly novelty. Anyone familiar with kink will get it straight away. If you drive colleagues or kids around, hang it in a closet at home instead.

What's the difference between this and the Daddy Paddle freshener?

Both are paddle-themed hangers from Wood Rocket. This one says Spank Me and smells of sandalwood; the Daddy Paddle version carries a different slogan and a peach scent. Choose by which line and which smell suits the person.

Can I use a sex paddle and this as a couples gift?

That's a fun pairing: a real paddle for the bedroom and this hanger as the in-joke for the car. Our paddles, floggers and whips collection has full-size paddles for when the joke turns into a plan.

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