The Cowgirl Cone Hands-Free Grinding Vibrator

The Cowgirl Cone is a hands-free vibrator you sit on: a weighted, cone-shaped base that stays put on the floor or bed while you grind, rock and ride on top of it. It comes from The Cowgirl, the brand behind the saddle-style riding machines, and brings that idea down to a size you can store in a cupboard. Two silicone attachments let you choose between external grinding and penetration, and a remote or phone app runs the vibration so neither hand has to.

Two attachments, two ways to ride

The Saddle is a curved, textured pad (about 9.6 × 8.9 cm) for external play. Straddle it and press down: the vulva, clitoris and perineum all get contact at once, and your hips set the pressure and rhythm. The Alamo is a phallic attachment for internal play, about 17 cm long and 3 cm across, angled and lightly veined. Lower yourself onto it slowly with plenty of water-based lube, and let the base's vibration carry up through the shaft. Attachments push onto the top of the cone and pull off to swap.

Your first ride

Set the Cone on the floor beside the bed for your first go, so you can brace your hands on the mattress. Start with the Saddle on a low setting, find the angle where your weight rests comfortably, then raise the intensity. Kneeling over it gives more control than squatting, and your thighs will thank you on longer sessions.

Remote, app and settings

The Cone is reported to offer 20 vibration patterns and 10 intensity levels. A wireless remote comes in the box, and the companion app lets you, or a partner, change settings from a phone. That makes the Cone a natural fit for couples: one person rides, the other controls the tempo from across the room. If you'd rather not use an app, the remote handles everything on its own.

Size and stability of a hands-free vibrator

The base measures about 19 cm wide and 14 cm high and weighs around 1.23 kg, with an ultra-wide suction base and a pull tab to release it. The listed weight limit is 225 kg. On a hard floor the suction holds it steady; on a mattress it sinks a little, which some riders like for a softer feel. A folded towel underneath protects bedding.

Power and noise

Expect a deep, rumbling vibration rather than a light buzz. Retail listings put the noise at up to 72 dB at the top setting, so it's audible in the next room. A full charge takes about 4.5 hours over USB and runs for roughly 3 hours.

Water and cleaning

The vibrating base is rated IPX7 (submersible to 1 m) and the remote IPX6, so the Cone can go in the bath or shower; keep the remote out of standing water. Wash the attachments with warm soapy water or a toy cleaner, wipe the base, and dry everything before you store it. Use water-based lube with the silicone parts.

Specifications

• Brand: The Cowgirl
• Material: silicone
• Base: about 19 cm wide × 14 cm high, about 1.23 kg, suction base with release tab
• Attachments: Saddle (external, about 9.6 × 8.9 cm); Alamo (internal, about 17 cm long, 3 cm diameter)
• Control: wireless remote and companion app; reported 20 patterns, 10 intensities
• Battery: USB rechargeable, about 4.5 h to charge, about 3 h of use
• Water rating: base IPX7, remote IPX6
• Weight limit: 225 kg

Browse the full Cowgirl range, including the Rodeo Rumbler, or see more app-controlled toys.