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Wood Rocket wand massager enamel keychain with black ring, silver and teal detail
Wand massager keychain shown beside its pink Sex Toy Enamel Keychains retail packaging
Wood Rocket wand massager enamel keychain with black ring, silver and teal detail
Wand massager keychain shown beside its pink Sex Toy Enamel Keychains retail packaging
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Wood Rocket Wand Massager Novelty Keychain

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Brand
Wood Rocket LLC
Category
Candy/Games/Novelt
Features
Novelty
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This Wood Rocket wand massager keychain puts a 3.5-inch enamel-and-metal wand on your key ring. It copies the outline of the classic plug-in wand, with its round head and long handle, and it's from Wood Rocket's sex toy keychain series. Clip it to your keys, a bag zip or a lanyard as a small joke for the people who'll recognise it.

About the wand massager keychain

At 3.5 inches it's a proper keyring size: easy to grab in a bag, but not so big it gets in the way in a pocket. It's metal with enamel colour fill, so it has some weight and should hold up to everyday use better than a plastic charm. Wood Rocket is clear that it's a novelty, not a toy: it's small and metal, and it doesn't vibrate. Treat it like any keyring and keep it out of reach of young children.

As a gift

Keychains are an easy stocking filler, birthday add-on or secret-santa gift for friends with a sense of humour. This one is subtle enough to carry daily, since most people will take it for a microphone or a massager. Pair it with the matching wand pin for a themed gift, or with one of the dildo keychains in the same range.

Specifications

  • Maker: Wood Rocket
  • Type: enamel novelty keychain
  • Design: wand massager
  • Length: 3.5 in
  • Material: metal with enamel
  • Not a sex toy; does not vibrate

More from the series: the wand massager pin and the pink dildo keychain, or see the full Wood Rocket collection.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Wand Massager Novelty Keychain.

How long is the wand keychain?

Wood Rocket lists it at 3.5 inches, which includes the head and handle of the wand. It's about the size of a car key fob, comfortable on a standard key ring.

Is it a working mini vibrator?

No. It's a metal and enamel novelty with no motor or battery. Wood Rocket specifically says not to use it as a toy, since it's small and made of metal.

Is the enamel keychain sturdy?

It's metal with enamel colour, so it's tougher than a plastic charm. Like any enamel piece, it can chip if it's knocked against hard surfaces often, so a separate key ring for your keys helps it last.

Will people know what it is?

Anyone who owns a wand will recognise it. Most other people see a small microphone or a back massager, so it's easy to carry every day without explaining it.

Where can I find a real wand massager?

Browse our wand massagers and vibrators. The range covers different head sizes and power levels, so you can compare a compact wand with a full-size one before choosing.

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