Wood Rocket is where you go for a gift that makes someone laugh out loud. It's an adult humour brand, and very little of it is meant for the bedroom. Think rude air fresheners, enamel keychains, trucker hats, folding fans and colouring books, with a handful of slogan paddles for when the joke is also foreplay.
For the car or the desk: the hanging air fresheners are the brand's best-known items, with slogans and shapes you won't find at a gas station, like a middle finger, a spank-me paddle, a cat and a pot leaf, in scents from new car to banana. The enamel keychains carry the same humour on your keys.
To wear: trucker hats like High AF and Bad Mother Fucker, and folding hand fans, including two rainbow designs that are a Pride parade staple.
For a night in: adult colouring books, including porn and cannabis parodies, and a pack of Offensive Crayons to go with them.
For play: PU impact paddles with something to say, such as Hot Ass, Fuck You and Daddy, plus champagne-bottle and ice-cream-cone shapes. They're more novelty than serious impact gear, so start gently. If you want something sturdier, see paddles and floggers.
Much of Wood Rocket leans into cannabis and swearing, so it's best for friends who share that sense of humour. For more gag gifts and party pieces, see Hott Products, Kheper Games and Little Genie, or browse gift sets.
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