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Hott Products Add Insult to Injury tin of 25 assorted novelty adhesive bandages, front view
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Hott Products Add Insult to Injury tin of 25 assorted novelty adhesive bandages, front view
Add Insult to Injury bandage tins displayed in red retail counter box, showing packaging labels
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Hott Products Add Insult to Injury Novelty Bandages – 25-Piece Tin

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Hott Products
Category
Candy/Games/Novelt
Features
Novelty
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Someone stubs a toe, nicks a finger opening a box, or just whines about a paper cut: hand them one of these. Add Insult to Injury from Hott Products is a tin of 25 novelty bandages, each printed with a foul-mouthed put-down, so a small scrape comes with a side of roasting. They're the kind of gag that gets passed round the office, the bar or the group chat for weeks.

The sayings

The tin holds an assorted mix of five insults: TOTAL PUSSY, CLUMSY FUCKER, CUNTY McFUCKFACE, PENCIL DICK and WARNING: UTTER WANKER. Each strip carries one phrase, and with 25 in the tin you'll have several of each. The language is about as crude as it gets, which is the whole point.

Size and how they're used

Each bandage measures 1.9 × 7.2 cm, a narrow strip similar to a slim finger plaster. Peel off the backing and stick it on like any adhesive bandage. They're for minor knocks and for laughs: the supplier doesn't say whether they're sterile, so treat a real cut with a proper first-aid kit and keep these for the joke.

Who they suit

The tin makes an easy stocking stuffer, a desk-drawer prank for the coworker who's always injuring themselves, or a bachelor or bachelorette party favour. They are not for kids, a workplace with a strict language policy, or anyone who'll be genuinely offended by the words above. Teamed with the Outrageous Office Pens, they make a small, rude desk survival kit.

Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Contents: 25 assorted adhesive bandages in a tin
  • Bandage size: 1.9 × 7.2 cm
  • Sayings: five explicit insults, listed above
  • Age: adults only (explicit language)

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Hott Products Add Insult to Injury Novelty Bandages – 25-Piece Tin.

Are Add Insult to Injury bandages real bandages?

They're adhesive strips that stick on like a regular plaster. Hott Products sells them as a novelty and doesn't state that they're sterile, so they're fine for a laugh over a tiny scrape. For anything that actually needs first aid, use a standard bandage.

What does each bandage say?

There are five sayings: TOTAL PUSSY, CLUMSY FUCKER, CUNTY McFUCKFACE, PENCIL DICK and WARNING: UTTER WANKER. The 25 strips are an assorted mix, so you get several of each rather than one design throughout the tin.

How big are the bandages?

Each strip is 1.9 × 7.2 cm. That's a slim size that wraps round a finger or sits on a knuckle, but it's too narrow to cover a larger graze on a knee or elbow.

Are these funny bandaids OK as an office gift?

Only if you know the recipient and the workplace can take strong swearing. Every saying contains explicit language. For a mixed or formal office, give them privately rather than at a group gift exchange.

Can I split the tin into party favours?

Yes. With 25 strips you can tuck two or three into each favour bag for a bachelor or bachelorette night. Keep them in their backing so they stay sticky, and add a round of adult party games to keep the night moving.

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