Hott Products Outrageous Office Pens – 5-Pack

For anyone who's ever wanted to say what they really think in a meeting, these funny pens from Hott Products say it for you. The Outrageous Office Pens set holds five pens, each printed with a different sweary saying about work, spelling and people who borrow your stationery. Leave one on your desk and wait for someone to read it.

The five sayings

• Actually, just fuck off
• I wish I could fuckin spell
• Hands off my pen, bitch
• These stupid fucks think I'm working
• I wanna fucking go home

Each pen carries one phrase along the barrel, so you can pick the right one for the mood or the meeting.

Where they land well

They're a classic Secret Santa or office birthday pick, as long as you know the recipient and the workplace can handle strong language. They also make a good leaving present for a colleague who's escaping a job they hated, or a stocking stuffer for a friend who works from home and swears at their laptop. The "Hands off my pen" one does exactly what it says: borrowed pens tend to come back.

A sensible caution

Every pen has explicit words on it, so don't hand them to kids, and think twice before bringing one into a client meeting. Keep them for your own desk, the staffroom or a home office.

Specifications

• Brand: Hott Products
• Contents: five pens, one saying each
• Sayings: five explicit work-themed phrases, listed above
• Ink colour and pen mechanism: not listed by the supplier
• Age: adults only (explicit language)

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