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Hott Products Dicky Chug Sports Bottle in translucent blue with flip-top straw lid, 16 oz
Hott Products Dicky Chug Sports Bottle in translucent blue with flip-top straw lid, 16 oz
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Hott Products Dicky Chug Penis-Shaped Sports Bottle 16 oz – Blue

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Hott Products
Category
Candy/Games/Novelt
Features
Novelty
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Nobody at the gym will ask to borrow this one. The Hott Products Dicky Chug in blue is a penis water bottle with a 16 oz capacity, a translucent blue body and a flip-top straw lid, made to get a laugh every time it comes out of a bag. It's a gag gift that actually gets used, which is more than most joke presents can say.

A penis water bottle you'll actually use

The shape does the talking, and the sturdy build means it survives being passed around a party or knocked off a table. Because the blue is see-through, you can tell at a glance how much is left without opening the lid. Sixteen ounces is roughly 470 ml, a sensible size for a workout, a beach day or a long night of dancing. The straw lid lets you sip without tipping the bottle back, which is handy mid-workout.

Who to give it to

It suits the friend who already owns a drawer of novelty mugs, a gym partner with a loud laugh, or a groom-to-be heading into his stag weekend. Blue is the most low-key of the three standard colours, so it's the one to pick if the recipient might actually carry it in public. For a group, mix it with the red and purple versions so everyone knows whose is whose.

Cleaning it

Wash the bottle, lid and straw by hand in warm, soapy water before first use and after each fill. A narrow bottle brush reaches the rounded end, and a pipe cleaner clears the straw. Leave the parts apart to dry so moisture doesn't get trapped. Skip bleach and abrasive scourers, which can scratch and cloud the clear blue plastic.

Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products, Dicky Chug
  • Capacity: 16 oz (about 470 ml)
  • Lid: flip-top with straw
  • Colour: translucent blue. Also in red, purple and rainbow

Shopping for a party? See the whole Hott Products range of novelties.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Hott Products Dicky Chug Penis-Shaped Sports Bottle 16 oz – Blue.

How much does the Dicky Chug hold?

It holds 16 ounces, which is about 470 ml. That's a little less than a standard reusable gym bottle, so it's handy for a class or a walk but you'll want to refill it on a long hike.

Is the Dicky Chug dishwasher safe?

Hott Products doesn't say, so hand-washing is the safer option. Warm water, dish soap and a slim bottle brush do the job, and the lid and straw should be cleaned separately.

Can I put hot drinks in the blue Dicky Chug?

It's sold as a sports bottle, and the maker gives no heat rating, so stick to cold water, juice or sports drinks. Hot liquids could warp a plastic body or make the straw lid leak.

Is this penis water bottle appropriate to take to the gym?

That depends on your gym. It's obviously a joke item, so it's better suited to a relaxed class with friends than a family pool or a workplace fitness centre.

Does it come in other colours?

Yes. Besides blue there are red, purple and a striped rainbow version. They're the same shape and size, just different finishes, so you can pick by personality or party theme.

Is the plastic BPA-free?

The maker doesn't publish the plastic type or a BPA-free statement. If that's important to you, use it for parties and occasional drinks rather than as your everyday water bottle.

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