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The Hott Products Dicky Chug Sports Bottle in rainbow is a penis-shaped water bottle with a sports top and a Pride colourway, made for laughs rather than gym credibility. It holds 16 fl oz, so it is a usable bottle as well as a joke that lands the second someone sees you drink from it.

Where it fits in

This is a party and gift piece first. It is an easy pick for a Pride event, a bachelorette or bachelor weekend, a birthday among friends with a shared sense of humour, or a gift swap where the goal is the loudest reaction. The rainbow version adds a Pride nod to the joke, so it is a fun choice for LGBTQ+ friends or anyone heading to a parade.

Using a penis-shaped water bottle

Fill it with water, juice or whatever is on the menu. The sports-style top lets you sip without unscrewing anything and helps keep the contents fresh between drinks. Hott Products describes the design as sturdy, so it should cope with being passed around a party. It is still a novelty bottle, though, so think of it as a fun extra rather than your everyday hiking bottle. If you are handing several out at a party, add a name sticker or tag to each so nobody mixes them up, and keep a spare for the guest who arrives late and wants in on the joke.

What we can't confirm

The maker does not list the material, whether it is dishwasher-safe, or whether it is suitable for hot drinks. To be safe, hand-wash it in warm, soapy water, rinse well, let it air-dry with the top off, and stick to cold or room-temperature drinks.

Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products, Dicky Chug
  • Type: penis-shaped novelty sports bottle
  • Capacity: 16 fl oz
  • Top: sports-style sipping top
  • Colour: rainbow. Also in red, blue and purple

Browse more from our LGBTQ+ Pride collection or the full Hott Products range.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Hott Products Dicky Chug Sports Bottle – Rainbow.

How much does the Dicky Chug hold?

16 fl oz, which is about 473 ml. That is enough for a decent drink of water at a party or event without constant refills.

Is it dishwasher-safe?

Hott Products does not say, so hand-wash it in warm, soapy water and let it air-dry with the top removed. That is the safest way to keep it in good shape.

Can I put hot drinks in it?

We would avoid it. The material and its heat tolerance are not listed, so stick to cold or room-temperature drinks such as water, juice or iced tea.

Is it a good party gift?

That is its whole job. It suits Pride events, bachelorette parties and gag-gift swaps, and unlike many joke gifts it is actually usable long after the party ends.

What's the difference between the rainbow and other colours?

Only the colour. The rainbow version is the Pride option; red, blue and purple are the same 16 oz bottle in other colours, so pick by taste or by event.

Is the Dicky Chug leak-proof?

The listing mentions a sports top for freshness but makes no leak-proof claim, so keep it upright in a bag and close the top fully when you are not drinking.

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