Wood Rocket Eat a Bag of Dicks Metal Keychain

Some phrases deserve to be carried everywhere. The Wood Rocket Eat a Bag of Dicks keychain puts one of the internet's favourite insults on a large metal fob, so you can say it without saying a word every time you pull out your keys. As novelty keychains go, it's the cheerfully rude kind, more inside joke than shock value.

Who it's for

Think of the friend who answers every minor inconvenience with this exact phrase, the colleague counting down to their last day, or anyone who has just escaped a bad job, a bad landlord or a bad ex. It also makes an easy add-on for a birthday card or a secret-gift exchange where the rules say "funny, not sentimental."

Ready to give

It arrives fixed to a 5 by 2.5 inch printed card inside a clear bag, so it looks like a proper present straight out of the box with no wrapping needed. Pop the card in an envelope with a note and it's done.

Living on your key ring

It's a sizeable metal piece rather than a tiny charm, which also makes your keys easier to find at the bottom of a bag. If you'd rather keep it off your car keys, it works on a backpack zip, a gym bag or a lanyard hook. Keep in mind it's written large and in plain words, so it might not suit a ring you hand to a valet or a parent.

Pick your insult

Wood Rocket makes a whole family of these. If the recipient prefers a gesture to a sentence, the Middle Finger keychain says much the same thing without any words at all. Buying for a group? Mixing a few different designs means nobody ends up with a matching set, and swapping them becomes part of the joke.

Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket
• Type: novelty keychain
• Material: metal
• Packaging: 5 × 2.5 in backing card in a polybag
• For adults

See the full range of Wood Rocket novelties, or pair it with something from our greeting cards.