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Wood Rocket middle finger enamel keychain with black metal ring, pink hand design
Middle Finger Keychain by Wood Rocket shown beside orange retail packaging card
Wood Rocket middle finger enamel keychain with black metal ring, pink hand design
Middle Finger Keychain by Wood Rocket shown beside orange retail packaging card
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Wood Rocket Middle Finger Metal Keychain

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Brand
Wood Rocket LLC
Category
Candy/Games/Novelt
Features
Novelty
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Why lift a hand when your keys can do it for you? The Wood Rocket Middle Finger keychain is a large metal fob shaped around the world's most universally understood gesture. It's a wordless novelty keychain, which makes it one of the more versatile gag gifts in the range: no language barrier, no spelling, just attitude.

Rude without the swearing

Because there are no words on it, it's a little easier to carry than the slogan keychains. A gesture reads as cheeky rather than crude to most people, so it can live on a backpack, a gym bag or a bike lock key without causing much fuss. It still makes the point to anyone who cuts in line at the coffee shop.

Who'll get a kick out of it

It suits the grumpy friend who claims to hate gifts, a teenager-at-heart sibling, or someone heading off on a new adventure who wants a little defiance in their pocket. It's also a fun leaving present for a coworker who's done with the job and ready to say so.

Packed and ready

The keychain comes attached to a printed 5 by 2.5 inch card inside a clear polybag. There's no box, but nothing else is needed: hand it over as is, or drop it into a card envelope for a low-key surprise.

On your keys every day

A big metal fob has a practical side: it's easier to find in a crowded bag and harder to drop down the side of a car seat. If it clinks against a lot of other keys, move it to a separate clip so the edges don't scratch your phone screen in the same pocket.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Type: metal novelty keychain
  • Design: middle finger gesture, no text
  • Packaging: 5 × 2.5 in backing card in a polybag

Pick a matching insult from the Wood Rocket range, such as the Eat a Bag of Dicks keychain, or add a card from our greeting cards.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Middle Finger Metal Keychain.

Is the middle finger keychain made of metal?

Yes, Wood Rocket describes it as a large metal keychain. Exact dimensions and the type of metal aren't published, but it's a solid piece rather than a rubber or plastic charm.

Is it a finger vibrator?

No. It's a decorative key fob only, with no motor or batteries. If you're looking for a small vibrator that slips over a finger, browse our finger vibrators instead.

Is it okay to carry to work?

It has no words on it, so it's milder than the slogan keychains. Still, it's a rude gesture, so consider your workplace before clipping it to an ID lanyard.

What makes it a good gag gift?

It's instantly understood, it's inexpensive, and it comes on a printed card so it looks like a proper present. It's a quick laugh for birthdays, leaving dos and stocking stuffers.

Can I attach it to a bag?

Yes. Any split ring, carabiner or bag clip will hold it, so it can hang from a backpack, purse strap or luggage handle as well as a key ring.

Are there other designs to go with it?

Wood Rocket makes many keychains, from swear-word slogans to enamel tattoo-style pieces. Mixing a few different designs makes a fun gift bag for a group of friends.

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