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The Wood Rocket Eat a Bag of Dicks enamel pin says what plenty of people are thinking, in a size small enough to wear every day. It's a soft enamel lapel pin from Wood Rocket's Porn Pin line, and it makes a quick, rude gift for the friend whose humour runs a little dark.

What soft enamel means

On a soft enamel pin, coloured enamel fills the recessed areas of a metal outline, and the raised metal lines sit slightly proud of the colour. Run a finger over it and you can feel the ridges. It's the standard style for novelty pins: bright, hard-wearing for everyday use, and lighter than it looks.

Where to wear it

Wood Rocket suggests a hat, jacket, backpack, bag or purse. Denim and canvas hold pins well, and a tote strap or jacket lapel keeps it visible. Thin fabric such as a t-shirt can sag under the weight, so put it near a seam or add a small fabric backing on the inside. If you collect, a cork board or felt pin banner displays a set without wearing holes in your clothes.

Keeping it on

The supplier doesn't specify the back type. Novelty pins usually come with rubber or butterfly clutches, which can work loose on a bag that gets thrown around. Locking pin backs are cheap, fit most posts, and stop a favourite pin from disappearing on the bus.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket, Porn Pin collection
  • Type: soft enamel lapel pin
  • Phrase: "Eat a Bag of Dicks"
  • Use: clothing, hats, bags, backpacks

Same sentiment, different format: the Eat a Bag of Dicks air freshener or Little Genie's Suck a Bag of Dicks candy. More pins, including the Live Laugh Cum pin, are in our Wood Rocket collection.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Eat a Bag of Dicks Enamel Lapel Pin.

Can I wear this pin in public?

That depends on your crowd. The wording is crude but there's no nudity described, and Wood Rocket pitches it as dirty enough to be funny without being explicit. It suits a bar, a concert or a friend's party better than a job interview or a school pick-up.

How do I stop an enamel pin from falling off?

Push the clutch all the way down the post and check it now and then, since rubber and butterfly backs loosen with movement. For bags and jackets that get handled a lot, swap in a locking pin back, which needs a deliberate pinch or turn to release.

How should I clean it?

Wipe it with a soft, slightly damp cloth and dry it straight away. Skip abrasive cleaners, jewellery dips and soaking, which can dull the enamel or the metal finish. Take it off clothes before they go through the washing machine.

Is it a good small gift?

It's flat, light and easy to tuck into a card or stocking, which makes it a handy add-on for a birthday or a send-off. Pair it with the matching air freshener or a bag of novelty candy for a themed gag gift.

Will it stay on a baseball cap?

Yes. Wood Rocket lists hats as one of the intended uses. Structured caps and thicker beanies grip a pin more securely. On a thin, unstructured cap, place it on a panel with stitching behind it so it doesn't droop.

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