Little Genie Suck a Bag of Dicks Penis-Shaped Candy – 3oz

Little Genie's Suck a Bag of Dicks is a 3oz pouch of penis candy that says the joke right on the bag, no card needed. Inside are small, brightly coloured, willy-shaped sweets, and the front label delivers the insult for you. Slide it across the table at a birthday, leave it on a friend's desk after a rough week, or tip it into a bowl at a bachelorette.

What's inside the bag

The bag is sold by weight at 3oz (85g). Retail listings for this same Little Genie item describe the contents as roughly 100 little fruit-flavoured pieces in mixed colours. No individual flavour list is published, so think of it as a lucky-dip bag rather than one named fruit. The count shifts a little from bag to bag because it's packed by weight, not by piece.

Ways to give penis candy

The simplest move is handing over the whole sealed bag and letting the slogan land. A few other ideas from the shop floor: tuck one into a bachelorette gift box next to a party game; add it as a cheeky extra on top of a bigger present; split one bag between several small favour pouches for a hen night; or keep it in a drawer for the next time someone needs a laugh. Because it's a sweet rather than a toy, it's an easy joke to give someone you don't know well enough for anything more personal.

Before you pass it round

This is adults-only humour, so read the room first and keep the bag away from children, since both the shape and the wording are very much the point. We can't confirm the ingredient or allergen details from the maker's online material, so if anyone in the group has a food allergy or dietary restriction, check the label printed on the bag before anyone eats from it.

Related Little Genie sweets

Prefer something minty? Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks swaps the fruit candy for penis-shaped breath mints. Hosts buying for a crowd can look at the 100-bag display of this same candy.

Specifications

• Brand: Little Genie Productions
• Product: Suck a Bag of Dicks penis-shaped candy
• Net weight: 3oz (85g)
• Contents: assorted fruit-flavoured pieces in mixed colours, about 100 per bag (per retailer listings)
• Ingredients and allergens: printed on the bag; not published online by the maker

Find more party sweets and gag gifts in our Little Genie collection, or pair the bag with something from our adult games.