Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Just Vibin' Wand Keychain

Here's a wand vibrator keychain with a personality. In Wood Rocket's Fuck Buddies line, the sex toys get cartoon faces and filthy little catchphrases, and this one is a grinning wand massager that's simply "Just Vibin'". It's cute enough to hang off your keys in public and rude enough that anyone who recognises the shape will laugh.

The Fuck Buddies idea

Fuck Buddies is Wood Rocket's set of sex toys drawn as characters, each with its own line. Just Vibin' is the laid-back one: a classic wand shape with a relaxed slogan, in bright soft-enamel colours. Its sister, You're Dildoing Great, is the encouraging friend of the group, so the two make a funny pair for a couple or two close friends.

Size and build

Wood Rocket lists the charm at 3 × 1.75 × 0.5 in, made from soft enamel on metal with a key ring hoop. That's a chunky size for a keychain: easy to spot at the bottom of a bag, but not so heavy that it drags on a car key. It arrives on a 5 × 2.5 in backing card inside a polybag, so it's ready to give without extra wrapping.

Who gets a wand vibrator keychain?

Good candidates: the friend who swears by their wand massager, a sex-positive colleague's secret-santa gift, a stocking for someone with a dirty sense of humour, or a small add-on for anyone you're buying an actual wand for. It also suits staff lanyards at adult shops and bachelorette goody bags. Just remember it's a charm, not a toy: it's small, solid metal and doesn't vibrate.

Specifications

• Brand: Wood Rocket, Fuck Buddies collection
• Design: cartoon wand vibrator with "Just Vibin'"
• Material: soft enamel on metal
• Size: 3 × 1.75 × 0.5 in
• Fitting: key ring hoop
• Packaging: 5 × 2.5 in backing card in a polybag

Want the real thing? Browse our wand massagers, or see more novelty charms in the Wood Rocket collection.