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Everyone needs a little encouragement, and the Wood Rocket You're Dildoing Great Enamel Keychain delivers it in the most ridiculous way possible. This novelty keychain shows a cartoon dildo cheering you on with the line "You're dildoing great!" It's part of Wood Rocket's Fuck Buddies series of cute, potty-mouthed sex toy characters, and it's cheeky enough to make people look twice without being crude.

What this novelty keychain looks like

The charm is a large, colourful enamel piece on a metal key ring, so it holds up to daily life in a pocket or bag better than a plastic charm. It arrives on a 5" × 2.5" backing card inside a polybag, which makes it easy to gift straight out of the package or slip into a card.

Gift ideas

It's a sweet and silly pick-me-up for a friend going through exams, a new job or a breakup. It's also an easy add-on gift for someone who just bought their first toy, a bachelorette goodie bag filler, or a stocking stuffer for the person who laughs at every pun. Pair it with a matching item from the same character family, like the Just Vibin' wand keychain.

Everyday use

Clip it to your keys, a backpack zipper, a purse strap or a work lanyard if your workplace is relaxed. Enamel can chip if it's banged hard against metal keys for months, so keeping it on a separate split ring or a bag zip helps it stay looking new.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket, Fuck Buddies collection
  • Type: enamel charm on metal keychain
  • Message: "You're dildoing great!"
  • Packaging: 5" × 2.5" backing card in a polybag

Collect more from the Wood Rocket collection, including the Gold Glitter Dildo keychain.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket You're Dildoing Great Enamel Keychain.

Is the You're Dildoing Great keychain metal or plastic?

It's an enamel charm on a metal keychain, which wears better than a rubber or acrylic charm. The enamel can still chip if it's constantly knocking against keys, so a bag zip is a gentler home.

How big is the keychain?

Wood Rocket describes it as a large keychain and lists the backing card at 5 by 2.5 inches. The charm itself is smaller than the card, so it fits comfortably on a normal key ring.

What is the Fuck Buddies collection?

It's Wood Rocket's series of cartoon sex-toy characters with cheeky catchphrases. This dildo is one of them; the Just Vibin' wand keychain is another, and they make a funny pair.

Is this funny keychain office-appropriate?

It depends on your office. The message is a pun rather than a swear word, but the dildo is obvious. For a stricter workplace, keep it on your house keys or a gym bag.

Does it come gift-ready?

Yes. It arrives on a printed backing card inside a polybag, so you can hand it over as is or slip it into a card envelope for a birthday or a congratulations note.

What other dildo keychains do you have?

Wood Rocket also makes a Gold Glitter Dildo keychain and a Rainbow Dildo Pride keychain, both of which pair well with this one for a themed gift.

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