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Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck black enamel keychain, front view on white
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck keychain shown loose and in branded Wood Rocket packaging
Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck black enamel keychain, front view on white
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck keychain shown loose and in branded Wood Rocket packaging
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Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Enamel Keychain

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Brand
Wood Rocket LLC
Category
Candy/Games/Novelt
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Some days one swear isn't enough. Wood Rocket's Fuck You You Fucking Fuck enamel keychain fits four into a single line, which makes it a swear word keychain for people who mean it. Hang it on your keys and let it say what you'd love to say out loud in a meeting.

What it looks like in the hand

The phrase is the whole design: bold lettering filled with soft enamel, set in a metal outline. Wood Rocket lists the charm at 2.5 × 2 × 0.5 in, which is compact compared with the brand's long paddle and dildo charms. It sits flat in a pocket and doesn't swing around much on a short key ring. A key ring hoop is already fitted.

Why a swear word keychain works as a gift

It's the right size of joke for a co-worker who just survived a terrible quarter, a friend going through a breakup, a new driver who's discovering traffic, or anyone who uses profanity as punctuation. It comes mounted on a 5 × 2.5 in backing card in a polybag, so it can go straight into a card or a stocking. For a bigger laugh, add the same slogan as an air freshener for their car.

Related rude keychains

If four swears is a bit much, the single-word FUCK keychain keeps it short. The Middle Finger keychain says the same thing without any words at all.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Design: "Fuck You You Fucking Fuck" lettering
  • Material: soft enamel on metal
  • Size: 2.5 × 2 × 0.5 in
  • Fitting: key ring hoop
  • Packaging: 5 × 2.5 in backing card, polybag

See every slogan charm and freshener in the Wood Rocket collection.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Enamel Keychain.

How big is the Fuck You You Fucking Fuck keychain?

Wood Rocket gives it as 2.5 × 2 × 0.5 in. It's one of the more compact charms in their range, roughly the footprint of a car key fob, so it won't overwhelm a small key ring.

Is the lettering printed or enamel?

It's soft enamel: coloured enamel fills recessed areas inside a raised metal outline, which gives the letters a slightly textured feel. Soft enamel holds up to everyday pocket use, though keys rubbing against it all day can scuff the colour over time.

Is this a good gag gift for a co-worker?

Only if you know they'll find it funny and the profanity won't land them in trouble. The slogan is fully spelled out and easy to read, so it suits friends and colleagues who already share that kind of humour.

Does it come gift-ready?

Yes. The charm is mounted on a 5 × 2.5 in backing card and sealed in a clear polybag, so you can drop it straight into a card envelope, stocking or gift bag without extra wrapping.

Is there a matching air freshener?

Wood Rocket makes the same four-swear line as a hanging air freshener. Giving both is an easy two-piece joke for someone who swears at other drivers.

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