Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Greeting Card – You Blow This

Kama Sutra's Naughty Notes "You Blow This" is a cheeky adult birthday card with a little gift built in. The front says YOU BLOW THIS; open it and the punchline reads AND I'LL BLOW YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Tucked inside are three sample packets of Kama Sutra Oil of Love and a set of four illustrated positions, so the card arrives with the next part of the evening already planned.

What's inside the card

Kama Sutra lists three assorted Oil of Love packets of 3 ml each. Oil of Love is the brand's kissable foreplay oil, which warms when you breathe on it or rub it in. The flavours are assorted, so you won't know exactly which three you'll get until you open it, which is part of the fun. Alongside the oils are four Kama Sutra positions with tips and tricks for each, and the card comes with an envelope.

Who this adult birthday card suits

This one is aimed squarely at a partner's birthday, and the joke centres on oral sex. That makes it a good pick for a long-term partner with a playful sense of humour, and a poor pick for anyone who'd be embarrassed opening it at a family dinner. Hand it over privately, or slip it under a pillow on the morning of the birthday.

Mailing it

The packets make the envelope lumpy. Kama Sutra says it isn't suitable for standard mailing: it has to be hand-cancelled at the post office and needs extra postage. If you're sending it, take it to the counter rather than dropping it in a mailbox.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes range
• Outside: YOU BLOW THIS
• Inside: AND I'LL BLOW YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
• Includes: 3 assorted Oil of Love packets (3 ml each), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips, envelope
• Mailing: needs hand cancelling and extra postage

See the other cards in our naughty greeting cards collection.