Kama Sutra Naughty Notes – Wanna F*ck? Me Too Couples Accessory Set

Kama Sutra Naughty Notes Wanna F*ck? Me Too is the least subtle naughty greeting card in the range, and that's the point. The front asks the question and the inside answers it: "Me too!" Packed in with the card are three sample sachets and four positions, so whoever opens it gets the invitation and the supplies in one go.

A card for no particular day

Kama Sutra pitches it for any occasion, from birthdays and anniversaries to Valentine's Day and bachelorette parties. In practice there's nothing seasonal about the message, which makes it handy for an ordinary weeknight, a reunion after time apart, or a reply when your partner has been dropping hints. Because the inside already says yes, it reads as enthusiasm on both sides rather than pressure.

Inside the envelope

• Naturals Coconut Pineapple massage oil (3 ml)
• Oil of Love Coconut Pineapple, a kissable foreplay oil that warms with a breath (3 ml)
• Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml)
• Four Kama Sutra positions, each with tips

These are the same three sachets you'll find in the Happy Holidays card; only the wording changes. Keep that one for December and this one for the rest of the calendar.

How to hand it over

A card this direct belongs in a private moment. Slip it into a work bag to be found at lunch, prop it against the pillow, or set it next to a morning coffee. With a long-term partner it's a funny way to end a dry spell without a big conversation. With someone newer, make sure the humour matches theirs before you send something this frank.

Using the sachets

Tear each packet only when you're ready for it, since a half-used 3 ml sachet doesn't reseal. The massage oil belongs on outer skin, and Oil of Love is a kissing product, not a lubricant. Love Liquid is the one for intimate contact. Retail listings give almond oil as one of the Naturals base oils, which matters for anyone with a nut allergy.

Mailing

Standard mail is out. According to Kama Sutra, the packets mean the envelope needs hand cancelling and extra postage at the counter.

Specifications

• Brand: Kama Sutra, Naughty Notes
• Outside: "Wanna f*ck?"
• Inside: "Me too!"
• Includes: Naturals Coconut Pineapple massage oil (3 ml packet), Oil of Love Coconut Pineapple (3 ml packet), Love Liquid Classic water-based lubricant (3 ml packet), 4 Kama Sutra positions with tips
• Envelope: not suitable for standard mail; hand cancelling and extra postage required

Want more cards in this spirit? See our greeting cards and the wider couples collection.