Hott Products Sexy Nurse Inflatable Novelty Doll

The Hott Products Sexy Nurse is a female inflatable doll that arrives with her own nurse's uniform, so the costume is done before the party starts. Pop-art box, cheeky packaging copy and a life-size figure make her a gag gift that gets a reaction the moment it's unwrapped. Think birthday prank, bachelor party mascot or a send-off for someone finishing nursing school.

Where she fits in

Blow-up dolls like this are bought to be laughed at, photographed with and passed around. Dress her in the uniform, sit her at the end of the table and she does the rest. She also pairs naturally with the Doctor Dick inflatable if you want a matching hospital-themed duo for a couples' stag-and-doe or a shared birthday.

What you get

Inside the box: the doll, the uniform and a repair patch. She's made of PVC (vinyl) and the maker lists three pleasure holes, with no measurements given. That's typical of a novelty doll: the openings are there, but the vinyl, seams and sizing are nowhere near what you'd find on a proper adult doll, so set expectations accordingly.

Getting her ready

Inflate her slowly, ideally with a hand pump rather than lung power, and stop before the seams feel tight. Overinflated vinyl splits more easily when someone inevitably sits on her. Put the uniform on after inflating, not before, so the fabric doesn't stretch awkwardly. Keep her clear of candles, heaters, cigarettes and sharp rings. To store, deflate fully, wipe her down with mild soapy water, let her dry and fold her loosely with the patch kept in the box.

Specifications

• Brand: Hott Products, Sexy Nurse
• Type: female inflatable novelty doll
• Height: listed as 5'2" (the supplier also gives 168 cm, which doesn't match; expect roughly 5 feet and a bit)
• Material: PVC (vinyl)
• Features: three pleasure holes
• Includes: doll, nurse uniform, repair patch

More life-size laughs: the Doll Face inflatable or everything else from Hott Products.