Little Genie Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks Penis-Shaped Mints – 3oz Bag

Ordinary breath mints are a forgettable gift. Penis mints are not. Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks from Little Genie is a 3oz bag of tiny penis-shaped breath mints, around 100 of them, with a blunt slogan on the front that does the talking for you. It's a small, cheap-to-post joke that still gets a proper reaction when someone reads the label.

What you get

According to the supplier, each bag holds 3oz (85g) of mints, approximately 100 pieces, in a pouch measuring 5.5 × 4 × 1 in. That's slim enough for a jacket pocket, a gift bag or the toe of a stocking. The flavour is mint; the maker doesn't say whether that means peppermint or spearmint, so we won't guess.

Where penis mints go down well

Put a bag out after dinner at a dirty birthday party, slip one into a groom's or bride's survival kit, or leave it in a friend's glovebox where they'll find it at a red light. They also make a tidy add-on to a bigger adult gift, because a breath mint is something people actually use, so the joke gets a second laugh every time the bag comes out of a pocket.

Mints or fruit candy?

Little Genie makes this in two versions. These mints are the practical one: you can offer them round after a meal and they still serve a purpose. The original Suck a Bag of Dicks is fruit candy in mixed colours, a better pick for a sweets bowl or for anyone who doesn't like mint.

A couple of sensible notes

This is an adults-only novelty, so keep it away from kids. The maker's online material doesn't include an ingredient or allergen list, so check the label printed on the bag before handing mints to anyone with a food allergy or dietary restriction.

Specifications

• Brand: Little Genie Productions
• Product: Suck a Bag of Minty Dicks penis-shaped breath mints
• Net weight: 3oz (85g), approximately 100 pieces
• Bag size: 5.5 × 4 × 1 in
• Flavour: mint (type not specified)
• Ingredients and allergens: see the printed bag label

Stocking up for a party? See the 100-pack display, or browse the full Little Genie range.