Hearts & Hard-ons Candy 3oz bag

Hearts & Hard-ons from Little Genie is a 3 oz bag of penis candy mixed with little hearts: sweet, silly and very obviously not for the kids' table. Little Genie's wholesale listing describes them as hard candies, pink penises and red hearts, with roughly 100 pieces to a bag, enough to share around a room.

Where these candies fit

The heart-and-penis mix makes this a natural Valentine's joke, but it travels well beyond February. Pour a bag into a bowl at a bachelorette party, split it into small favour bags, tuck it into a birthday card for a friend with a rude sense of humour, or leave it on a partner's pillow as a wink. Because the pieces are small, they're easy to scatter over a party table too.

Ideas for serving

Fill a clear jar so the shapes show, add a handwritten label, and set it next to the drinks. For favours, a spoonful in a small organza or paper bag with a sticker on the front looks deliberate rather than thrown together. Mixing them with plain heart candies makes the rude pieces a surprise for whoever digs in.

Before you share them

Check the ingredients and allergen information on the bag before passing it around, especially if guests have dietary needs. Hard candies are a choking risk for small children and, as an adult novelty, these belong away from them anyway. Keep the bag sealed between uses so the candies don't go sticky in humid weather.

Specifications

• Brand: Little Genie Productions
• Size: 3 oz bag
• Type: hard candy, per Little Genie's wholesale listing
• Shapes: penises and hearts
• Pieces: about 100 per bag (listed approximately)

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