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Some gifts say it better than a card ever could. The Wood Rocket Middle Finger Air Freshener in brown is a novelty air freshener cut into the shape of a raised middle finger, scented with a fresh cologne fragrance. Hang it from a rear-view mirror, a locker hook or a closet rod and it does two jobs at once: it takes the edge off stale air and it gives everyone who sees it a small, rude salute.

What you get with this novelty air freshener

This is a flat, die-cut cardboard freshener of the classic hanging kind, printed with a brown hand flipping the bird. The scent is described by Wood Rocket as fresh cologne, so expect a clean, masculine-leaning smell rather than something fruity or sweet. If you prefer a different mood, Wood Rocket makes other shapes and scents, such as the sandalwood Spank Me Paddle and the mint High AF freshener.

Where to hang it

The car is the obvious spot, but it works anywhere a smell lingers: a gym locker, a wardrobe full of hockey gear, a work van, a shared bathroom or a dorm room. Paper fresheners give off more scent when air moves past them, so a car vent area or a doorway gets more out of it than a sealed drawer.

Who it's for

This is a joke gift with a practical side. It suits the friend who just got their licence, the co-worker with a long commute, a white-elephant exchange or a stocking that needs something cheeky. Keep in mind that it's visible to everyone, including passengers and anyone glancing through your windshield, so pick your audience. It isn't a sex toy and has nothing to do with the bedroom, apart from the attitude.

Specifications

  • Brand: Wood Rocket
  • Type: hanging cardboard (paper) air freshener
  • Design: middle finger, brown
  • Scent: fresh cologne
  • Other scents in the range: pine, rose, sandalwood, mint and more

Browse the rest of the Wood Rocket novelty range for matching keychains, pins and colouring books.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Wood Rocket Middle Finger Air Freshener – Brown.

How do I make a cardboard air freshener last longer?

Open the wrapper only part way and pull the freshener out a little more each week, rather than exposing the whole card on day one. Heat and direct sun burn through the scent faster, so a shaded mirror or hook beats a dashboard in summer.

What does the cologne scent smell like?

Wood Rocket describes it simply as a fresh cologne fragrance. Think clean and soapy rather than sugary or fruity. If you want something different, the brand's other fresheners come in scents like pine, rose, sandalwood and mint.

Is it a good gag gift for a new driver?

It's a popular one. It's small, it costs the recipient nothing to use, and the joke lands every time they get in the car. Pair it with the matching Middle Finger Metal Keychain for a themed set.

Can I hang it somewhere other than a car?

Yes. It has a hanging string, so a locker hook, closet rod, door handle or bathroom towel bar all work. Spots with some airflow spread the scent further; inside a closed drawer it will smell strong up close and not much further.

Will it mark my dashboard or mirror?

Scented paper fresheners can leave oily marks if they rest against plastic, leather or paint for long periods. Let it hang freely so it doesn't touch the dash, seats or trim.

Is this a finger vibrator?

No. It's a paper air freshener shaped like a hand, with no motor or toy function at all. If you were looking for a small vibrator that slips over a fingertip, see our finger vibrators.

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