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Hott Products Weenie Linguine red box featuring novelty penis-shaped pasta with Italian-themed artwork
Hott Products Weenie Linguine red box featuring novelty penis-shaped pasta with Italian-themed artwork
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Hott Products Weenie Linguine Pecker-Shaped Pasta – 175g

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Weenie Linguine from Hott Products is pecker pasta in a 175 g box, dressed up with Italian-trattoria artwork so it looks almost respectable on the shelf until someone reads the label. It's a gag gift that doubles as dinner, which is why it ends up in bachelorette baskets, secret-santa piles and "just because" care packages.

Why people buy it

The packaging does half the work. The red box with its mock-Italian design is funny before it's opened, so it's a good pick when you want a gift that gets a reaction at the table, not just in the kitchen. Inside are dried pasta pieces in pecker shapes, ready to boil.

Serving ideas

Keep the sauce simple so the shapes stay visible. Olive oil, garlic and parmesan, a light tomato sauce, or butter and black pepper all let the pasta be the punchline. For a themed dinner party, plate it in a shallow bowl, garnish with basil and let your guests notice on their own. It also travels well in a gift box with a jar of sauce, a bottle of wine and a card.

Cooking it right

Boil it in plenty of salted water and follow the time on the box, tasting a piece just before it's due. Shaped pasta is uneven in thickness, and overcooking blurs the outline. Drain, toss with sauce immediately and serve hot.

Ingredients

The supplier hasn't given us an ingredient or allergen list, so read the box before serving, particularly for guests who avoid wheat or gluten.

Specifications

  • Brand: Hott Products
  • Product: Weenie Linguine pecker-shaped pasta
  • Net weight: 175 g
  • Packaging: red box with Italian-themed artwork
  • Ingredients and cooking time: printed on the packaging

Want a different shape or a bigger bag? Try the 200 g Penis-Shaped Pasta or the MacAweenie & Cheese, and see the rest of the Hott Products range.

Helpful Information

Frequently Asked Questions

Helpful answers about Hott Products Weenie Linguine Pecker-Shaped Pasta – 175g.

Is Weenie Linguine actually long linguine noodles?

The name is a pun. The listing describes it as pecker-shaped pasta, so expect shaped pieces rather than long strands. If you specifically want flat noodles for a recipe, use regular linguine and save this for the novelty dish.

How many people does a 175 g box feed?

Roughly two main portions, or three to four as a side dish or salad. For a party, it goes further mixed with plain short pasta, and guests still find the novelty shapes in their bowls.

What sauce works with pecker pasta?

Smooth, light sauces show the shapes off: garlic and oil, butter and parmesan, a thin tomato sauce or pesto. Thick meat or chunky vegetable sauces bury the pieces, and then nobody notices the joke.

How is it different from the Penis-Shaped Pasta?

Both are Hott Products novelty pastas. Weenie Linguine comes in a 175 g box with Italian-style packaging that suits gift-giving, while the Penis-Shaped Pasta is a slightly larger 200 g bag.

Is it suitable for someone avoiding gluten?

We don't have an ingredient list from the supplier, so don't assume it's gluten-free. Check the box before cooking, and choose another dish for guests with coeliac disease or a wheat allergy unless the label clearly says otherwise.

Does it make a good gift on its own?

The box is funny enough to give as is, but it lands better as part of a set. Add a jar of pasta sauce, a candle and a card, and it becomes a cheeky date-night or housewarming gift.

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